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    Default Denny's Maple Bacon Sundae

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    Denny's all new Maple Bacon Sundae! After a night of lubricating your throat with bacon vodka and lubricating your other parts with bacon lube, there's only one way to end your evening of bacon debauchery and that's with a bacon ice cream sundae! As part of Denny's limited time bacon orgy, they are offering BACON! BACON! BACON! (delivered in the voice of the Beggin' Strips dog) all kinds of ways including bacon on vanilla ice cream.


    It looks like a still from John Travolta's colostomy cam, but I'm sure it tastes better than it looks. How can you go wrong with ice cream and bacon?! Yes, your stomach will probably say enough's enough and hit the eject button sending the Maple Bacon Sundae flying out of your mouth hole, but look on the positive side of that! Then you'll be throwing up maple bacon-flavored barf!


    But with that being said, Denny's still needs to send this back to the Kirstie Alley laboratories and try again. It needs to be stuffed between two chocolate-covered hamburger buns, coated in pancake batter and deep fried in cotton candy oil. THEN we'd have a deal!


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    i'm going to vomit. that's truly disgusting. but it is denny's, so i'm not surprised.
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    just looking at it makes my gorge rise.
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    we were at Denny's yesterday and I saw this on the menu. I asked the Waitress if i could try it for free LOL, she said no.
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    Who the fuck will eat that baby shit?

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    Nasty!!

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    maple bacon is hideous urgh
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    that looks disgusting
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    That is some nasty shit. I love bacon but I have to draw the line somewhere.
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    Ha, I was watching Scrubs today and Turk had some bacon ice cream, and I thought to myself, "I wonder how that would taste." I have to say, if I had a massive stroke and decided that Denny's would be a good place to eat, I just might try this. But the syrup is just gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    we were at Denny's yesterday and I saw this on the menu. I asked the Waitress if i could try it for free LOL, she said no.


    I agree with MK, it needs a pastry component to really fly! Add bite-sized waffles perhaps???
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