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    Default Rachel Ray brings it with this recipe - only for master chefs

    Late Night Bacon

    Recipe courtesy Rachael Ray
    Show: 30 Minute MealsEpisode: After Hours
    Rated: 2 stars out of 5Rate itRead users' reviews (46)

    Ingredients

    • 8 slices bacon
    Directions

    Place 2 sheets of paper towel on a microwave safe plate, lay the bacon out on the paper towel not over lapping the slices. Place 2 more sheets of paper towel on top. Place in the microwave on high for 6 to 13 minutes.


    Late Night Bacon Recipe : Rachael Ray : Food Network

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    Wow!! I don't know if I can handle this one....

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    Next thing you know she'll give us a recipe for a peanut butter sandwich.

    I hate this woman.
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    wtf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    If you have a few minutes, check out the comments to this gem. Outstanding!
    I've just startled the cat by laughing like a loon at the comments. Love them!


    I made this in my EZ bake oven. It took nine days. On the fourth day, the bulb burnt out so I replaced it with one from a tanning bed. Five days later, out came Snooki.
    How do I get her to leave?

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    Oh man did I screw this recipe up! I had two slices of bacon that were over lapped ever so slightly. Now those over lapped portions are undercooked. Because of this travesty my wife stopped talking to me, my youngest child is lying face first in the middle of the kitchen mumbling the words to Frosty the Snowman, and our dog has run away to join a travelling gypsy caravan. Alas!

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    STOP! For those confused by the "Late Night" timeframe, please consult your local condo by-laws. Typical guidelines call for neighborly silence between 10pm and 8am, which is a good rule of thumb for this recipe. Anything outside this timeframe would constitute "Day Time" bacon and would require a new recipe formula.


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    I was really hoping to combine this scrumptious recipe with some toast, but I can't find the recipe anywhere on the Food Network. Rachel, please help me...if you know how.

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    My microwave broke, so I simply heated the bacon over the open flame on my mobil meth lab and it was like fireworks!
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    i wouldn't even attempt this!

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    That's too hilarious.
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    Someone from her Yum-O staff is gonna be in the deep shit for this!
    I always wondered if I was the only one who thought she never made anything except basic pasta, burgers, and yeah that's about it.

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    This is old hat to anyone who owns a microwave! Gawd, I know this and I'm a vegan. Haven't bought bacon in forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    I've just startled the cat by laughing like a loon at the comments. Love them!
    I spent about an hour last night laughing my ass off. What's also funny is that Food Network is highlighting this gem of a recipe on their front page. Of course, if you tried to make 8 pieces of bacon on 2 sheets of paper towel, you would have a lovely river of bacon grease when you open the microwave.
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    ..I can't do it.
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    Bummer. I would like some bacon now, but it's not even 7 pm here.

    And yes, the comments are hysterical.
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    "My hubby is REALLY picky about his bacon. And when he comes home from a late night of boozing with his friends, he demands I cook him some on the stove top. But who has the time?!? I read this recipe and you have saved my marriage. He has no idea it came from a microwave and his bacon craving is satisfied. Thanks Rachel Ray!!!! One less black eye to cover up at work."


    '@sinjinkg, i was only suggesting that the late night bacon Rachel Ray has is slightly different than the late night bacon Giada is receiving from John Mayer...allegedly. lol."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Bummer. I would like some bacon now, but it's not even 7 pm here.

    And yes, the comments are hysterical.
    Yes, that is a problem. You'd best not push it, wait until Late Night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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