Wow!! I don't know if I can handle this one....
Late Night Bacon
Recipe courtesy Rachael Ray
Show: 30 Minute MealsEpisode: After Hours
Rated: 2 stars out of 5Rate itRead users' reviews (46)
- 8 slices bacon
Place 2 sheets of paper towel on a microwave safe plate, lay the bacon out on the paper towel not over lapping the slices. Place 2 more sheets of paper towel on top. Place in the microwave on high for 6 to 13 minutes.
Late Night Bacon Recipe : Rachael Ray : Food Network
Proceed with caution my friends. If you have a few minutes, check out the comments to this gem. Outstanding!
No wonder she gets paid the big bucks.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
Next thing you know she'll give us a recipe for a peanut butter sandwich.
I hate this woman.
white, black, puerto rican/everybody just a freakin'/good times were rollin'.
I made this in my EZ bake oven. It took nine days. On the fourth day, the bulb burnt out so I replaced it with one from a tanning bed. Five days later, out came Snooki.
How do I get her to leave?
Oh man did I screw this recipe up! I had two slices of bacon that were over lapped ever so slightly. Now those over lapped portions are undercooked. Because of this travesty my wife stopped talking to me, my youngest child is lying face first in the middle of the kitchen mumbling the words to Frosty the Snowman, and our dog has run away to join a travelling gypsy caravan. Alas!
STOP! For those confused by the "Late Night" timeframe, please consult your local condo by-laws. Typical guidelines call for neighborly silence between 10pm and 8am, which is a good rule of thumb for this recipe. Anything outside this timeframe would constitute "Day Time" bacon and would require a new recipe formula.
I was really hoping to combine this scrumptious recipe with some toast, but I can't find the recipe anywhere on the Food Network. Rachel, please help me...if you know how.
My microwave broke, so I simply heated the bacon over the open flame on my mobil meth lab and it was like fireworks!
"One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo
That's too hilarious.
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
Someone from her Yum-O staff is gonna be in the deep shit for this!
I always wondered if I was the only one who thought she never made anything except basic pasta, burgers, and yeah that's about it.
This is old hat to anyone who owns a microwave! Gawd, I know this and I'm a vegan. Haven't bought bacon in forever.
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
..I can't do it.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
Bummer. I would like some bacon now, but it's not even 7 pm here.
And yes, the comments are hysterical.
These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~
"My hubby is REALLY picky about his bacon. And when he comes home from a late night of boozing with his friends, he demands I cook him some on the stove top. But who has the time?!? I read this recipe and you have saved my marriage. He has no idea it came from a microwave and his bacon craving is satisfied. Thanks Rachel Ray!!!! One less black eye to cover up at work."
'@sinjinkg, i was only suggesting that the late night bacon Rachel Ray has is slightly different than the late night bacon Giada is receiving from John Mayer...allegedly. lol."
I'm peeing myself laughing here.
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