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    A housewife who bought an amusingly phallic cucumber found she didn't have the heart to take a knife to it.

    The erotic cucumber: it's funny because it looks like a penis
    35-year-old Iren Harsca, from Esztergom, Hungary, said that when she got it back from the greengrocers she couldn't bring herself to chop up the vegetable, which looks entertainingly like a set of male genitalia.
    'Then I realised what it was. It reminded me of my husband too much and I really love him, so I didn't have the heart to cut it up,' explained Iren.

    Penis cucumber saved from the chop | Metro.co.uk

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    She needs to preserve that thing!! Shellac it or something!

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    No wonder she loves her husband so much LOL.

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    LOL!! That needs to go in a porn museum. (Is there such a thing?)
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    Haha wow!
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    That's awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucretia View Post
    No wonder she loves her husband so much LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    LOL!! That needs to go in a porn museum. (Is there such a thing?)

    There's a sex museum in downtown Manhattan.

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    That reminds me. There was this guy who worked at a pickle-making plant.

    He was talking to a friend about this problem he had. "For weeks, I've been fantasizing about sticking my penis into the cucumber chopper. I know I shouldn't have been thinking about it, but I thought about it morning, noon, and night."

    "Oh, my God," his friend replied.

    "So, one day, I just did it. I stuck my penis into the cucumber chopper."

    "Holy shit!" his friend replied. "What happened to you when you did that?"

    "Oh, I was fired, of course." the guy replied.

    "And what happened with the cucumber chopper?"

    "Oh, she was fired, too."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    It reminded me of my husband too much and I really love him, so I didn't have the heart to cut it up,' explained Iren.

    Penis cucumber saved from the chop | Metro.co.uk

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    That reminds me. There was this guy who worked at a pickle-making plant.

    He was talking to a friend about this problem he had. "For weeks, I've been fantasizing about sticking my penis into the cucumber chopper. I know I shouldn't have been thinking about it, but I thought about it morning, noon, and night."

    "Oh, my God," his friend replied.

    "So, one day, I just did it. I stuck my penis into the cucumber chopper."

    "Holy shit!" his friend replied. "What happened to you when you did that?"

    "Oh, I was fired, of course." the guy replied.

    "And what happened with the cucumber chopper?"

    "Oh, she was fired, too."
    LOL!! Good one!
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    Wow..those are some real big LOW HANGERS on that thing..talk about 'slapping away'..damn.

    It actually looks like three penises merged and are going to take turns!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    thats a keeper!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleuth View Post
    thats a keeper!!
    Agreed! Pretty funny!

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    So.. say you get home, with something like that, and you want to show the world.. Who do you call? The local newspaper? And I wonder if she felt kind of silly..lmao.
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