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Penis cucumber saved from the chop
A housewife who bought an amusingly phallic cucumber found she didn't have the heart to take a knife to it.
The erotic cucumber: it's funny because it looks like a penis
35-year-old Iren Harsca, from Esztergom, Hungary, said that when she got it back from the greengrocers she couldn't bring herself to chop up the vegetable, which looks entertainingly like a set of male genitalia.
'Then I realised what it was. It reminded me of my husband too much and I really love him, so I didn't have the heart to cut it up,' explained Iren.
Penis cucumber saved from the chop | Metro.co.uk
No wonder she loves her husband so much LOL.
LOL!! That needs to go in a porn museum. (Is there such a thing?)
Haha wow!
"I may be on the side of angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them."
That's awesome!
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George W. Bush
Originally Posted by Lucretia
beauty is only skin deep (where's the scalpel?)
There's a sex museum in downtown Manhattan.
That reminds me. There was this guy who worked at a pickle-making plant.
He was talking to a friend about this problem he had. "For weeks, I've been fantasizing about sticking my penis into the cucumber chopper. I know I shouldn't have been thinking about it, but I thought about it morning, noon, and night."
"Oh, my God," his friend replied.
"So, one day, I just did it. I stuck my penis into the cucumber chopper."
"Holy shit!" his friend replied. "What happened to you when you did that?"
"Oh, I was fired, of course." the guy replied.
"And what happened with the cucumber chopper?"
"Oh, she was fired, too."
Did anyone else think of Blackadder when they read that?
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcnxsDOxcOA[/YOUTUBE]
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."
LOL!! Good one!
I don't know any guy that will want to put it
in a real chopper
Wow..those are some real big LOW HANGERS on that thing..talk about 'slapping away'..damn.
It actually looks like three penises merged and are going to take turns!
thats a keeper!!
Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Agreed! Pretty funny!
So.. say you get home, with something like that, and you want to show the world.. Who do you call? The local newspaper? And I wonder if she felt kind of silly..lmao.
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