In some places located around the USA and Canada McDonald's finally released there Teriyaki McChicken Burger. This sandwich has been a hit classic in Japan for a long time and has done very well and is very popular over there.
When this thing came to North America it had big advertising (which I am sure is continuing since this is fairly new still) and I got caught up on the moment and decided- "Okay today is going to be the day I will try one."
I got all pumped up, got my Nike's on! Left the house and wondered up the street to my local McDicks. I was waiting in line with anticipation for this new Asian treat. I was checking out the pictures of the burger being advertised on the sign as I stood in line with my mouth watering. I get up to the counter and I asked the cute girl at the counter "One Teriyaki Chicken Burger please, No combo- Just the burger!"
"Okay, that will be $4" she said
"$4?, I want just the burger right? Not the combo" -I respond
She replies with a smile- "That's right, just the burger $4 please"- followed by another smile.
So I sit there thinking to myself why not, Who am I to judge what the cost of this burger is going to be. I just want to sink my teeth in to this Teriyaki juicyness.
The burger finally arrives, I smell the aroma of tastefulness and I anxiously try to find a spot to sit. I see a homeless person just sitting there sipping on his free refillable beverage. I ask him politely to move so I can take his chair. He replies with a no, I offer the man $1 to get the fuck out of my seat. He kindly replies- FUCK YOU.
I take a look around for another option, I finally see a spot open up. I also see an elderly person going in the direction eyeing me for my spot. I race towards it and snatch it before she does. I look in to her direction and with a smile I start to finally unwrap my McDonalds Teriyaki Chicken Burger.
My Conclusion, Well without even taking a bite in to the burger it was fucking small as hell! It was the same fucking size as the McChicken. In fact it looked exactly like a McChicken but it was dipped in Teriyaki sauce and costed almost $3 more just for the fucking thing!
I was like "ARE YOU FUCKING SEROUS!?" I could have ordered 2 McChickens, Bought a bottle of Teriyaki Sauce and made my own fucking burgers from the comfort of my own home.
I then thought "Okay it might be small but maybe it tastes better then it looks?" - NOPE! Tastes the same as a McChicken would have tasted if you put Teriyaki sauce on it.
In the end all I can tell you guys is DON"T BUY THIS BURGER! It's a fucking RIP OFF! If you like paying for a $4 McChicken (which the McChicken is on the DOLLAR menu by the way) then go for it.
Non-sourced this is written by me, my rant! Seriously don't waste your money..lol