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    No, you probably do not.
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    What are the stockings made of? Why don't they have holes torn in them?
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    ^^^
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    it has to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    I really want to see who is on the other end of these feet.


    I bet it's effie!

    (Sorry effie, just trying to tempt you into posting lol)
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    This is a shoe thread, people!!







    And, last but not least, Jean-Sandal-Boots!

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    You say that it's a shoe thread and then post this!



    I had to look twice to see the ugliness of the shoes because all I could see was that ginormous toenail!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    ^^^
    But why do so many non-strippers wear them??

    also, I don't believe in the death penalty, but I make exceptions for french pedicures.
    Well, they think they're sexy, the see celebs wear them. Maybe they are strippers. Yeah a stripper could wear them on stage, but I've never seen any street style stripper shoes in a club. Only real stripper shoes. They look a little different. Although I'm sure things have changed since 2009.

    I only seen these styles in clubs. Just different colors and heights. Always a slide, or ankle staps:

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    I used to see this lady that worked in the building next door that wore stripper shoes (no idea if they were real or just street style ones). From the ankles up, she looked like your typical power-suited business executive, but she always had on those hideous lucite platform stripper shoes. Bizarre.

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    ^^^ that's funny.

    there's a major power chick in my industry. she wears these very fashionable/conservative/expensive suits, but puts on a camisole underneath. a very underwear-ish camisole that shows through. don't get why.

    and i noticed that there was an article about these shoes on LinkedIn yesterday. apparently they are cool and the start-up hipsters wear them, but i personally have not noticed this. i guess they are trying to target the anti-uggs crowd:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    You say that it's a shoe thread and then post this!



    I had to look twice to see the ugliness of the shoes because all I could see was that ginormous toenail!
    Picky, picky...
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    These shoes remind me of the Bedlington Terrier:

    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    ^^You nailed it! I hope they have small heads, or some douche might decide to make Bedlington head shoes.
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    Bow-front sequin slides | No. 21 | MATCHESFASHION.COM US



    No. 21

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    No.21’s satin slides are one of the easiest statement pieces of the season. This Italian-made pair is covered with burgundy and golden-green sequins, and intricately folded into an origami-inspired knot. Perfect for evening, they’re also great for transforming a simple top and jeans.
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    "Bow front sequin slides" doesn't sound all that terrible at first. Then you scroll down and it looks like a pile of sparkly poop on a shingle.

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    Those makes me feel a bit sick! I think it's the thought of touching them...or just how fucking ugly they are

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