Speaking as a 36 year old old, I for one wish that the other moms I see waiting around the schoolyard would get with the program and throw out the "Cherokee" jeans they've worn since the 90's. Never get jeans with a high waist. Never get jeans with tapered legs.(Boot cut is better) Never get jeans in a light stonewash (dark is always better) Never get jeans with pockets that are too small and set far apart. (these are what make your ass look huge the most) And never try to fit your body in a pair of jeans just because your stuck on staying in a size 8! Some brands just look better on you if you go up a size! And finally, to those moms, throw out the jeans you've had for over 10 years and go out and buy yourself some new ones. Your not fooling anyone into thinking you look good in them. NOBODY EVER - not even the models who modeled them a decade ago - looked good in them!