RANDY: For many people the more junk you attached or glued to your denim jacket the cooler you were. Heck, I even owned a denim jacket with a plaid inner lining I was mighty proud of for about 5 years.
ROBERT: You still see overweight ladies who enjoy country music wearing this sort of stuff.
RANDY: Hey, it's Jo from the "Facts of Life" all gussied up! You know things are bad when you have an "Aqua Net Sheen" coming off of your hair in a photograph.
ROBERT: I'm too busy looking at her acid washed camel-toe!
RANDY: The woman with the sassiest hair & flashiest denim gets her man! Isn't that Kelly Le Brock?
ROBERT: More like Smelly Le Brock, am I right?
ROBERT: The girl on the bottom left looks kind of like Tina Yothers as a female
RANDY: The "preppy girls" with the bad hair styles and the upturned Polo shirts are anything BUT charming! To be honest I was afraid to talk to girls like these in High School. They chewed huge wads of gum and replied, "Duh! and WHY are you talking to me?". Course they got married, divorced 3 times, gained a 100 lbs., and had 5 kids by the time they were 25. So duh...who's the stupid one now.
ROBERT: Boy, if you weren't gay, I'd say you were bitter. These girls look like the ones Molly Ringwald would always be mad at in those John Hughes movies. Boy, what happened to him, anyway? First he was doing teen movies, then kid movies like Home Alone, then movies about infants (Baby's Day Out), until he left the human species altogether and did 101 Dalmatians. At this rate he's going to make a movie about fleas any day now.
RANDY: You've been saving that joke a while, haven't you.
RANDY: I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat with somebody!
ROBERT: Jeez, all those buttons look like medals. The one on her left pocket was for advanced swallowing
ROBERT: You, too, can make your daughter look like Jon Benet Ramsey!
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