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    Well, that is just gross.

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    Aint gonna happen!
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    That's, erm... interesting. I was a competetive swimmer for a number of years, and I saw far too many guys in speedos that should not have been...

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    what if alexandre despatie was wearing it? ...


    how does it stay on? is there a butt plug in the back?

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    It kinda looks like a big bright yellow balloon popped, deflated, landed on him and is now hanging on for dear life.

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    It looks like he as an enormous yellow pointy erection - fascinating! I bet Ian Thorpe gets a pair LOL
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    I hate speedos on men. They should be banned. HATE HATE HATE.
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    i wonder if they swim faster?

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    I LOVE speedos on blokes - how else am I going to have a good perv?
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    Quote Originally Posted by provence View Post
    It kinda looks like a big bright yellow balloon popped, deflated, landed on him and is now hanging on for dear life.
    ok that is really funny!
    seriously, i think this is just a gay man's fantasy. i dont see how it could stay up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    i wonder if they swim faster?
    There was this Olympic swimmer in Japan (forgot his name) but he was such a brand whore that he would be wearing Gucci swimming briefs at all of his practices. And a TV show did an experiment where they timed if it made any difference in swimming speed between wearing his beloved Gucci briefs and a Louis Vuitton pair. He did a little better with the Gucci cuz Louis Vuitton ones were more like boy shorts (but spandex) and was a bit loose...


    His was like this but black and sans the belt

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    Do Australian men still wear the thong swim trunks? I was in a hotel elevator when a group came in with half of their asses hanging out. It was a moment to remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia720 View Post
    ok that is really funny!
    seriously, i think this is just a gay man's fantasy. i dont see how it could stay up.
    i dont think gay men would be attracted to this either

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    It's usually the Iron Men/lifesavers who wear speedos and get wedgies. Surfers always wear wetsuits or boardshorts.
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