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Thread: String Latéral Flash Bleu Alter *NSFL*

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    Default String Latéral Flash Bleu Alter *NSFL*

    Like many people, we have been, erm, struck by these recent pictures of 'The Only Way Is Essex' 'cast members' Bobby Norris and Harry Derbidge parading around Marbella in the worst men's swimwear piece since Borat's mankini:



    We're sorry that you can't unsee this



    Or this



    Or this

    And we're here to bring you the good (?) news that if YOU want to steal the boys' style, you can!
    Yes, ladies and gents - but especially gents - as we reported way back in 2012, this particular piece of 'clothing' is available from the French men's fashion website Inderwear:



    Described as an "original and ultra sexy string which encloses one side of the waist", the String Latéral Flash Bleu Alter can be yours for a mere €22. What are you waiting for, men of Britain?!




    Want To Copy Bobby Norris And Harry Derbidge's Horrific TOWIE Swimwear Trend? Now You Can!

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    i'm more offended by the tramp stamp and chola brows.
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    The "swimsuit" reminds me of when toddlers dress themselves and manage to put something on sideways.
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    Not very impressive if your package actually fits into that tiny thing.
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    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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