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    Default 22 Reasons to never wear flip-flops

    22 Important Reasons Why No One Should Ever Wear Flip-Flops


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    When you wear flippies to the beach, this is how they repay you.




    2 And then if you try to wear any other type of shoe, your feet will look like monsters.




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    3 This is not cute. All I can think about is athlete’s foot…




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    4 And your chipped polish, and that weird Band-Aid.




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    9 You’ll also probably die.




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    12 There’s no such thing as a classy flip-flop.




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    13 But there is a “fancy” flip-flop, which looks like a piņata vomiting up taffy.




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    16 They also manage to make impossibly handsome people, like Zac Efron, look like fucking idiots.




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    ]17 Or classy ladies, like Susan Sarandon, look like they’ve just wandered out of some vile hippie hut on the beach.
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    Silver fox Anderson Cooper thinks they’re “gross” and “disgusting.”




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    21 Do you want to look like a filthy vagabond? Because that’s what’ll happen when you wear flip-flops.




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    Zac Efron is impossibly handsome? I missed that memo.
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    wearing wedge flip flops should be punishable by foot amputation.
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    I am proud to say that I have never worn a pair of flip-flops. I refuse. If you are involved in some water activity it's fine to see them, the same with sneakers - if you are actually doing something active that is fine but every day? Or to work? A wedding? I would rather die.
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    I find them ugly, especially on men's big, ugly, hairy feet, and I always cringe when I see someone wearing them in places where the ground isn't exactly clean (train stations and places like that).
    Also, I spent a lot of time by the sea side and they are not the most comfortable footwear to wear on the beach and on reefs, in my opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    wearing wedge flip flops should be punishable by foot amputation.
    you're too lenient. i say bullet to the temple.
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    That reminds me of this story I read a few years ago:
    Walmart Flip-Flops From China Produce Chemical Burns

    Walmart Flip-Flops From China Produce Chemical Burns

    Friday, January 11, 2008 by: Dr Emily A Kane

    Tags: Walmart, Chemical, China
    (NaturalNews) If you live in a hot climate, or are planning a winter vacation in the sun, think twice before stocking up on flip-flops at Walmart. Simple, inexpensive ($2.44) shoes for the beach would seem to have mass appeal. Unfortunately, what they have caused is mass peeling because of an as yet unidentified chemical reaction between human skin (maybe sun screen?) and the chemical composition of the sandal. The area of irritation on the tops of the feet, which you can view in the pictures below, corresponds exactly to the thong portion of the plastic sandal. Clearly the chemical burns are linked to wearing the sandals.

    Since September of this year, Walmart has reportedly sold "over a million" of these colorful plastic
    Sand 'N Sun sandals, which has been supposedly now recalled because they have burned the skin (first and second degree burns) on the feet of at least a dozen consumers. The flip-flops were made in China.

    One shopper recently reported that she presented the sandals at a Midwest location Walmart check-out register and the scanner didn't recognize the code because the flip-flops had been recalled. Nevertheless, the helpful cashier over-rode the blocked sale, and one more pair of nasty Chinese sandals went home with an unsuspecting consumer. Why are these plastic sandals still even in the stores?

    A Walmart representative, when questioned about this fiasco, asserted that "consumer safety is our utmost concern." However, there has already been a major flap this year about Chinese-made Walmart goods: not only the date-rape drug in children's beading kits, but also toys painted with lead-laced dyes.

    This is not an urban legend. Snopes has verified this report: (snopes.com: Wal-Mart Flip-Flops Cause Chemical Burns)

    To view some of the feet that have been burned, here is a website that was launched in September, and which has received over 140 emails and photos from Walmart consumers similarly burned (Lamanaphotography.com)

    This website was launched in September by Kerry Stiles of Ocklawaha, Florida, in order to "help Walmart keep track of folks injured by their sandals." Walmart has asserted that it will test the flip-flops to try to determine what chemicals are responsible for the caustic irritation. As yet, no results of such testing have been publicly announced. Meanwhile, Ms. Stiles says she is mounting a class-action suit against Walmart. She claims that her own feet are still "raw and tender" two full months after wearing the Sand 'N Sun sandals twice, each time for only 10 minutes.

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    Don't get me started on men wearing flip flops or sandals of any kind! I only wear them to the pool and back.
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    You hating bitches! It's hot where I live. I wear flip flops. ALL DAY, ERRYDAY. I would wear them in the cold if I could. I hate socks, I HATE shoes. I am also like, a quarter hillbilly so maybe that has something to do with it, too.
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    What was Susan Sarandon's excuse on the red carpet? Someone stole her shoes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    What was Susan Sarandon's excuse on the red carpet? Someone stole her shoes?
    They had once been worn by Che Guevara.
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    My flippies are classy... Cute and not flat!! Its not crocs!!
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    **sigh** So many flippy wearers in denial.
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    My flip flops are cute, my toes are cute, and my heels are in check. So...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    You hating bitches! It's hot where I live. I wear flip flops. ALL DAY, ERRYDAY. I would wear them in the cold if I could. I hate socks, I HATE shoes. I am also like, a quarter hillbilly so maybe that has something to do with it, too.
    GA/AL/FL lady here I still say tacky

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