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    Default So I was looking online for men's swimwear...

    Mr. Azoria has assigned me to find him swim trunks for our trip to South America.

    ~So I google men's swimwear~

    My.god. I have never seen such stuff in my life. Flabbergasted, horrified, speechless. Men really wear this stuff? Really? In what alternate universe?


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    Number 6 scares me

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    They stole the gold one right out of RHPS. Ohhhh ROCKY!
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    You would see something like these (and I have seen them) on Sandy Hook in NJ. The guys who wear them are usually on the gay side of the beach. Ironically, the beach is clothing optional (nude), but it gives some people an opportunity to wear swimsuits that would never pass muster on a regular beach.

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    Gay men, dear. Gay men.
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    On a side note, I really don't care for this trend of the hairless male. Especially the elimination of the treasure trail. If you're Grizzly Adams, that's one thing you take care of, but a little hair is sexy.
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    I feel Seth could give us some meaningful input here.

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    As a European I have seen them all and really find only about half of them shocking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    On a side note, I really don't care for this trend of the hairless male. Especially the elimination of the treasure trail. If you're Grizzly Adams, that's one thing you take care of, but a little hair is sexy.
    Hairless men freak me out.
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    Maybe it gives the illusion of a bigger schlong even if you are just packing a tiny one.Nah, I am going with gay dudes on this one.
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    I like this one, it's just the guy's muscles look very weird.


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    these aren't exactly shocking, and yeah it's gay men wearing them.

    I like alot of Andrew Christian's swimwear myself.

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    Jeez. Americans get so prissy and precious pearl clutching about any swimwear that isn't baggy boardshorts. It's a penis, deal with it. But it's OK for women to wear minimum coverage of their tits and fish cave (provided there's no nipplage or, shudder, HAIR).
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    Whatever. If some dude wants to show off his shortcomings in some budgie smugglers, that's what he's gonna do. IDGAF.
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