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    Default Jenni JWoww Farley's line of strapless bikinis by Perfect Tan Bikini‎

    Jenni 'Jwoww' Farley of The Jersey Shore is well known for her love of a head-to-toe fake permatan.
    But with summer around the corner, the bronze goddess has decided to improve on the real thing.
    JWoww announced today that she has teamed up with Perfect Tan Bikini to design a line of swimwear that dispenses with the tricky issue of tan lines altogether.



    The gravity-defying bikini has a unique fabrication that allows you to remove the straps of the top, while the cups stays in place.
    Every style is lined with a silicon based adhesive called Stick2, which is activated by body temperature.
    'The warmer you get, the more it stays in place!' the press release boasts.
    There is no mention made as to whether the adhesive is waterproof.





    Quite how the top comes off is also not clear, and unless you have access to an air-conditioned hotel room, removal sounds like it could be painful.
    The company assures us however that the adhesives can be reused up to 20 times and can be reactivated 'by the heat of a blow dryer, or a simple hair straightening iron' - another frightening prospect.
    On her Facebook page today Jenni gushed: 'I am so excited to announce the launch of my new bikini line, JWOWW by Perfect Tan Bikini.
    It is the perfect combo of sexy and functional. You are gonna love it!

    Read more: Jersey Shore's JWoww promises a perfect tan with her own gravity-defying bikini line | Mail Online

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    Courtney Stodden should buy the entire line pronto, anything to get her to ditch those clear bra straps she seems to love.

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    I'd wear that first one

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    mmmkay those are classy as hell.
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    ^You mean "klassy"

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    Can't see where one might hide their vial of Valtrex... must be a secret pocket somewhere. Maybe in the flower.
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    I think she looks better without all the makeup and her body is nice too. Not sure about the bikinis though.

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    Crap, I meant to add that I'd wear it WITH the straps.

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    tackorama. they're so low rent and slutty looking.
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    I'm guessing having rock hard bolt-ons with no hang whatsoever is the only way those things are staying up.

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    ^^ I was thinking that myself. My boobs are pretty perky but there is no way that a stick on bikini top is going to stay up there like that on home grown titties. Plus I hate the red lace on the first bikini. Makes the bottom part look like cheap underwear.
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    why even bother wearing a top at all? damn

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