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    Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair. And itís surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically, the Shock Jock Flirt Brief is like a wonderbra for johnsons. How do you like it when the tables are turned on you, ladies? [Refinery 29]


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    it looks like a robot dick.
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    wait, that looks more like a circumcized peen to me....wouldn't the ridge be further down and less prominent on an uncut one?
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    Omg I almost fell out of my chair
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    ^^ Me, too.

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    Unlike cleavage, however, men don't tend to walk around in their pants. It wouldn't be a disappointment, I don't tend to ogle men's packages if I know I'm getting a hold of them anyway. Why waste precious time staring?
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    When I saw this title, I had images of obese men pushing up their girls for cleavage in leopard print bras. I have to say, I'm disappointed.

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    Ah yes, just think of how this will look concealed in a Speedo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brah View Post
    When I saw this title, I had images of obese men pushing up their girls for cleavage in leopard print bras. I have to say, I'm disappointed.
    Ha, I was expecting some luxuriously upholstered moobs too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brah View Post
    When I saw this title, I had images of obese men pushing up their girls for cleavage in leopard print bras. I have to say, I'm disappointed.
    Me three. Not sure if which of the two things is stupider.

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    So now they've got fake dicks in undies? Wow.

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