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Thread: Tired of being an infidel whore? Wear a burka for your bra!

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    Wink Tired of being an infidel whore? Wear a burka for your bra!

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    STOP TRYING TO RHYME EVERY LINE! I hate that so much about infomercials, they stuff so many words in and then there's still a fucking rhyme. I had to pause this stupid video after the button-down shirt with the fucking cami bra thing on it. Who the fuck would do that? The way I see it, if you're too chicken shit to flaunt your tits, stop wearing lowcut shirts. Nut up or shut up, y'know?
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    Love the thread title.

    I love this idea. I don't always like wearing a tank under a top. But knowing me, it would be flopping out all day long.

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    So it's basically like a slutty dickie?

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    ^ Yeah, haven't dickies been around for decades? I remember my mom trying to explain them to me.
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    Omg! I saw this infomercial the othernight and couldn't stop laughing. It looks like she's wearing half of a panty. Whoever came up with this idea is really really DUMB. LOL.

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    Haha - I love the term "dickie". When I was a kid, I had a dickie or two... (now stop with those dirty minds ).

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    Um why not just buy a real cami and wear it? Gotta love informercials.
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    ^Cause that shit makes me too hot under my clothes. I either wear it as it is or don't wear it at all if it's that low-cut that it makes me uncomfortable.

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    Stop dressing like a whore! Get a turtleneck
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    I would wear these, but like Sprynkles, the lower half would probably pop out and look weird.

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    Oh so funny! Well done.

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    I wonder if you can make your own boobie curtain with a handkerchief and some paper clips?
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