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    Default The J-Woww clothing line




















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    from J-Woww's Clothing Line Looks Exactly As You Imagined It Would

    and a pic of her wearing one of her pieces:


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    from here: News - JWoww Debuts "Filthy Couture" Fashion Line - Style & Beauty - UsMagazine.com

    So, someone's got a gun to your head and is forcing you to pick an outfit from the selection. Which one do you wear?

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    And it's all supposed to look like a negligee?? Because it all does.
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    the first one is the only acceptable piece.
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    I don't even think the Kardasians would wear this crap!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    the first one is the only acceptable piece.
    Shit looks like a vinyl tablecloth with tshirt paint on it. I am off to start my clothing line.
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    I can't believe I'm going to say this but this wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. There are actually some wearable pieces...for some people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Shit looks like a vinyl tablecloth with tshirt paint on it. I am off to start my clothing line.
    I thought it quite dowdy, tablecloth it is!
    I assume the "wow" part refers to hefty prices.
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    Holy shit I went to the site and looked at the prices, is she out of her fucking mind? OMFG they really did paint this shit with tshirt paint or something.
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    When I saw the first yellow dress I thought it was kinda cute and maybe I'd be surprised and this line wouldn't look like the cheap, lingerie stripperwear you'd expect.

    Then I scrolled down.

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    Sold at Whore's R Us?
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    I await the crop of next year's grad photos with glee.

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    At least she picked girls who are at a healthy body weight to model it...

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    Might just wanna call the line- BOOBS.
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    Gun to the head I'd pick this one, but they are all tacky. Not much tit coverage


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    This is my gun to the head pick:


    It looks like something my daughter would make with glitter glue but at least it isn't a cooter-skimmer.
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