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    Default Winkers: the jeans that wink at you

    Meet the jeans that wink as you walk.


    Winkers jeans

    The amusingly named Winkers, whose buttock-eyes appear to wink coquettishly at anybody following the wearer, are the invention of William A. Jones, a retired father of five and grandfather of seven who lives in Everett, Washington.
    Jones says that the idea came to him when, naturally, he was checking out a woman as she walked past him. Nice.
    He says he was sure that her jeans-clad bottom winked at him as she strolled by. A little more thought, and the idea of jeans with eyes in the buttock-folds was born.


    Winkers jeans

    Jones experimented with his daughter's jeans and discovered he could indeed make the jeans wink, and came up with the name Winkers.
    His range isn't limited to just eyes, though - the range also features ducks that seem to quack, an owl that blinks, and a lion in a jungle scene.
    Note for stalkers: they're not actually winking at you. This is not a sign.

    Winkers: the jeans that wink at you | Metro.co.uk

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYhdY-A_Hs[/YOUTUBE]

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    They couldn't have picked someone without a massive muffintop to model them? Not that it would make them any less ugly, but still...

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    All it's going to do is make people stare at your ass, and that might not be a good thing (especially for people like the "model").
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    I really hope this doesn't catch on!!

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    I think you need to have a fat ass for this effect to work. lol

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    Those are horrid. And I have a horrid thought that we are watching the results of the 'experiments with his daughter's jeans' with his daughter wearing them. Taking close up and lingering shots of your daughter's ass is not very healthy!

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    It looks tacky.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    On some people those eyes would be completely closed.
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    they are butt ugly.

    ... where is the men's line?

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    Jon Gosselin wants a pair.
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    Default Winkers: Jeans that wink as you walk

    The perfect jeans for Sarah Palin fans

    August 23, 6:04 PMPopulist ExaminerBruce Maiman

    There's something just a bit disturbing about this: Jeans that wink as you walk.
    They're Winker Jeans, nicknamed Winkers. The imprinted eyes on the butt wink at anybody following the wearer. And how thrilling, they're made in America, the brainchild of William Jones, a retired father of five and grandfather of seven who lives in Everett, WA.
    You can smell the excitement at the company headquarters, whose website declares, "Patent pending," and hot diggity, "Licensing Is Available!
    Jones says that the idea came to him when, naturally, he was checking out a woman as she walked past him. Nice. Grampa's a dirty old man.
    His range isn't limited to just eyes, though. The imprints include ducks that seem to quack, an owl that blinks, a Lion King jungle scene, and a scene slates that you snap on the set when the direct yells, "Action!"

    Watch, if you dare!
    [youtube]JyYhdY-A_Hs[/youtube]

    This seems like a conflict of interest to me. All the people in the video who are wearing these things look like they spend a lot of time sitting on their duffs.

    Cost for a pair of jeans: $569 each.
    If people start buying these, it won't mean the recession is over; it'll just prove once again that a fool and his money are soon parted.
    Then again, you know the old saying: Men seldom make passes at girls with eye-asses, I mean glasses.

    Keep back; that cat has bad breath!


    --Of course, grampa's jeans sound like sandpaper. He wears corduroy pants.
    --Know why you don't see any men in this video wearing these? Doesn't work with kilts...
    --Can't wait until Winker-Tees, which catch waddles of waist fat winking at people trying to walk around you.
    --They should make some with hands/fingers that look like they're scratchin' you. Okay, my 10-year-old came up with that.
    --Even better idea for the next batch of jeans: Popeye eating his spinach. (Okay, I thought of that!)
    --Truly a sign of the end times.
    --Attention stalkers: The person wearing the jeans isn't actually winking at you.

    For Sarah Palin fans
    http://www.examiner.com/x-15870-Populist-Examiner~y2009m8d23-The-perfect-jeans-for-Sarah-Palin-fans

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    So tacky!
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    $10 the Hoff is seen wearing these within the week.
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    The Sarah Palin one is disturbing. Actually they all are.

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    These things are effin' genius. I want a pair so bad.
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