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    July 28, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K





    I guess one way for always-broke Tori Spelling to make ice cold Candy Spelling feel sorry for her and give her money is to go out in public wearing a beyond tragic ensemble made out of a dusty $2 tablecloth from a dead lady’s estate sale, a macrame wall hanging from The Salvation Army and vintage doily bib that was once worn by a Victorian baby. That outfit is so busted that not even Dean McDermott would fuck it behind Tori’s back.

    For some weird reason, Tori Spelling is still invited to things and last night she and Dean showed up to a charity event called Raising The Bar To End Parkinson’s in Studio City, CA last night. If Tori Spelling really wants to end Parkinson’s, she has a funny way of showing it, because that dress is doing the opposite. It’s got me shaking my head. But seriously, I thought that one of the main reason for inviting someone to a charity event is so that they’d donate actual money. You know “money,” the thing that Tori and Dean reportedly don’t have. Tori and Dean probably “accidentally” left their wallets at home and then they pulled out a duffle bag and filled it with the floral centerpieces, which they later sold outside of a Conroy’s florist shop.

    Then again, I would’ve never heard of the Raising The Bar To End Parkinson’s event if Tori didn’t show up wearing a giant lace dildo cozy. Tori is raised awareness, so she totally deserved those floral centerpieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    I had to go back and look at her face because I was so distracted by the 'dress'. That blusher! Is it even blusher or did she smear some lipstick on her cheeks and rub it in, Granny-style?
    Oh man, I do that sometimes. Does that mean I am really old?
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    Giant lace dildo cozy
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I was going to say that I couldn't see anything but now that I quoted it I can see the pic. I hate it. The movie made me cry my eyes out, which is something I don't like to do.
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    Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling After Getting Jumped By A Gang Of Doily Plant Hangers

    July 28, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K





    I guess one way for always-broke Tori Spelling to make ice cold Candy Spelling feel sorry for her and give her money is to go out in public wearing a beyond tragic ensemble made out of a dusty $2 tablecloth from a dead lady’s estate sale, a macrame wall hanging from The Salvation Army and vintage doily bib that was once worn by a Victorian baby. That outfit is so busted that not even Dean McDermott would fuck it behind Tori’s back.

    For some weird reason, Tori Spelling is still invited to things and last night she and Dean showed up to a charity event called Raising The Bar To End Parkinson’s in Studio City, CA last night. If Tori Spelling really wants to end Parkinson’s, she has a funny way of showing it, because that dress is doing the opposite. It’s got me shaking my head. But seriously, I thought that one of the main reason for inviting someone to a charity event is so that they’d donate actual money. You know “money,” the thing that Tori and Dean reportedly don’t have. Tori and Dean probably “accidentally” left their wallets at home and then they pulled out a duffle bag and filled it with the floral centerpieces, which they later sold outside of a Conroy’s florist shop.

    Then again, I would’ve never heard of the Raising The Bar To End Parkinson’s event if Tori didn’t show up wearing a giant lace dildo cozy. Tori is raised awareness, so she totally deserved those floral centerpieces.

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    Has she started plumping her lips, because she should NOT do that. It does not make her look better, just worse. Oh my!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    Oh man, I do that sometimes. Does that mean I am really old?
    Only if you smell of lavender/rose water, mints and wee. Otherwise you are just practicing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Only if you smell of lavender/rose water, mints and wee. Otherwise you are just practicing.
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    I think she could be related to LeAnn ...
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    god, she is one ugly mother fucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    Nice reaction shot of Kareena Kapoor!
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    My grandmother had a tablecloth like that lace collar.

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    They say change your hair color or style when you have your face done...people wont notice your new PS. Wow she's had chin and cheek implants. She looks horrible. The dress is just nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    She's so ugly, you could stick her face in some dough and make animal crackers. *rimshot*
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    She bought this at a garage sale, didn't she. She did, I can just tell. And, it's definitely on backwards.
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    She's so ugly, she went into the haunted house, and left with a job. Wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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    i never even got to the dress because i couldn't stop staring at her giant face. holy shit, she needs to stop injecting shit into it. you need less face, tori, not more.
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