Sandra Lee wearing head-to-toe black while autographing vodka bottles

**kasippu** · March 15th, 2014, 02:44 PM

NO WAY?!?!

**Brah** · March 15th, 2014, 06:32 PM

This one is my personal favorite, the baked potato ice cream (aka ice cream vagina)

**BITTER** · March 15th, 2014, 06:42 PM

Oh, brah, wasn't this vile? WTF was SO CLEVER about this shit? It was impractical and a complete waste of video.

**Brah** · March 15th, 2014, 06:45 PM

I have never looked at a baked potato and thought to myself "Hmmmm, I'd really like that in ice cream form"

**BITTER** · March 15th, 2014, 06:46 PM

^^^IKR? She thinks she's so clever. Snake oil saleswoman.

**Slushie** · March 15th, 2014, 06:47 PM

Does she actually do any cooking or does she just put frosting/icing on ready-made desserts?

**BITTER** · March 15th, 2014, 06:52 PM

Pretty much. She's stopped doing TV shows now and is focusing on her line of housewares. I think her magazine is still around. I can't remember when we started trashing her, but every now and then she assaults a red carpet and we lay into her. At least I do

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**Laurent** · March 15th, 2014, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by BITTER

I can't remember when we started trashing her, but every now and then she assaults a red carpet and we lay into her. At least I do

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Oh, you're not alone, hon. She's too easy a mark to ignore. Thank you to those who re-posted the baked potato nightmare and edible hate crime that was the Kwanzaa cake. I may have to dig out the Sandra Lee induced seizure to round things out.

Sandra bashing never gets old.

I give you the shit that she wore to Elton John's Oscar party a few weeks ago . . .

source: Sandra Lee - Zimbio

**BITTER** · March 15th, 2014, 07:04 PM

I gave your post a "like", Laurent, but I'm so hating this cow's outfit! Those.shoes!!! Did Manolo Blahnik get a contract with Payless? And the dark toenail polish looks like she has a fungus!!

**Laurent** · March 15th, 2014, 07:09 PM

The shoes look semi-homemade with craft scissors and vinyl.

Speaking of, I hate that Semi-Homemade doesn't come on anymore. The shit was comedy GOLD.

**Bombshell** · March 15th, 2014, 07:46 PM

I SO miss all of the great Sandra Lee hate blogs that were out during the day.

If one is missing the good old days, Television Without Pity has some great stuff, where people were tuning in to her stuff and writing comments as they watched every episode.

Oh, Sandra. You are the definition of a tacky, drunk, culture-less American.

**BITTER** · March 15th, 2014, 08:21 PM

I remember when she did her "Frunch" show, where she made all the food French simply by adding herbs de Provence to everything. TWoP LYNCHED her. It was too funny. I think when she did her tablescape for that show she said something like, "And now I give you FRANCE, the CITY of LIGHTS.". Clearly, geography was not her strong suit.

**Slushie** · March 15th, 2014, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by BITTER

I remember when she did her "Frunch" show, where she made all the food French simply by adding herbs de Provence to everything.

**BITTER** · March 15th, 2014, 09:48 PM

Or like when she did Indian, she made naan from tortillas and called her Buddha statue a "she"?
She once called Chinese lanterns "paper balloons"...
God help us if Andrew Cuomo gets into the White House and takes her along. Her cultural faux pas might get us nuked.

**Laurent** · March 15th, 2014, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by BITTER

God help us if Andrew Cuomo gets into the White House and takes her along. Her cultural faux pas might get us nuked.

The White House would be her wet dream, since she already loves to go way the fuck over the top on a theme. Blue room, red room, green room would bring out the true artiste in her.