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    Why are we suddenly being inundated with pictures of this hideous kid? She's not even cute, let alone pretty. She looks like a mutated cross between a cartoon Geisha girl and a overfilled pillow. JFC.

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    I don't think she fell out of the ugly tree. I think she was hit with the ugly tool box. Because she was clearly hit with a few wrenches.

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    Poor child is unfortunate in the looks department. Plus, she has a boy's name.
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    Jeebus I think we need a warning tag on all threads containing this one from now on. I need brain bleach.
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    'I think I need to get a horseshoe on my finger with my mom,' Noah recently said. 'Because horses are kind of a [family] thing.'
    Yeah. That's not the only "kind of a family thing".

    There's not much she can do about Trish's Unstoppable Genes of Fug. But she might consider not wearing a bondage collar with a sweater dress, and not using a wide-tipped Sharpie on her eyebrows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Knocked up?
    Lord help us. Whatever happened to that lawd baby?

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    Does she has some kind of disease? There seems to be no muscle anywhere at her body, just pudding anywhere under that white skin, especially in her face. With a decent hair color, some exercise and better clothes, she could be at least half decent.
    I think you're being really nice.

    So why is she walking out of the BBC? Is she also a professional interviewee?
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    No discernible waist.

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    She has a musical career now.

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    I'm sitting in my office giggling. This is really terrible.
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    Well, this look is..interesting..

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    She has a musical career now.



    Well, I don't know if she's going to have a music career, but there's an auto-tune tech out there who's gonna order the extra guac with their Chipotle today!

    I like that water drop noise at the beginning where she says something like "cuz all you ever do to me is make me...*water drop*" I guess that's supposed to be crying, but that's not what it made me think of.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    Autotuned to all hell.
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    Does anyone remember the scene at the end of A Nightmare on Elm St Part 5, where baby Freddy is grabbed by his mom, and his glove tears out of her nun outfit? That is how I picture Noah's birth.

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    A picture in less-funhouse times:


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    And, of course, there is Trace Cyrus, who probably smells like the Mont Blanc factory:


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