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    Ugh, I hate skinny jeans. My legs are too muscular for that, I look ridiculous.

    Jessica's legs look bad here IMO. Thin but oddly stringy and harsh looking. I agree with the Madonna comment.

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    Jessica is in good physical shape, but she doesn't have the greatest body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusalka View Post
    Ugh, I hate skinny jeans. My legs are too muscular for that, I look ridiculous.

    Jessica's legs look bad here IMO. Thin but oddly stringy and harsh looking. I agree with the Madonna comment.
    LOL, it was Maradona - an Argentinian footballer
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    Hahaha, I guess my reading comprehension skills went out the window. Fine, then *I* think she looks like Madonna.
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    I'm still convinced she's a man.

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    I hate her muscly legs. I know a woman with legs exactly like that - the rest of her is plump and doughy, but her legs are ripped with bulging calf muscles. And it's from wearing sky high heels, she never wears flats even around the house. I'm sure Jessica wears heels as often as she can because she's a tiny person, but one of these days her spine is going to be very angry with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Is that a golf club in her hands? What's that all about?
    Good question: same thing as with Swiffers:



    Now reading the subject titles on the cover, funny how John Mayer "Looking for a girlfriend" would hook up with Jessica years later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    All my jeans end up being boot cut after I get them hemmed. Being 5'1", they lop off about 6 inches, so my ankles are pretty much the knees. Unless I buy petite or skinny jeans.
    Aww, so cute. I thought I was the only one. I'm 4'11 3/4". Hugs from another tiny lady. My pants end up being like that too, even when the tag reads P sometimes.
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    OMG Jessy !!! Guess she looks better these days. Check out Elle Mcpherson aka the body at 50 on Daily Style Scoop She claims she uses some sort of powder that keeps her looking hot!

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    Yeah, it's called coke.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sylkyn View Post
    I'm gonna give her a pass here. She's lost the baby weight (x2) and then some. Yeah, her pose is ridic and her duck-face even moreso. But she doesn't look bad at all, especially if we compare her to Tori Spelling or any random nightmare on the street. The shoes? Yeah--they suck. Nobody's EVER accused her of having any fashion sense.
    Yeah ww has really worked for her.
    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    I think Jessica's legs have great muscle tone, but her body is so strange. Without the platforms or hooker heels she always wears, her legs are almost shorter than her torso.
    Plus her husband is taking the photo looking down on her, that won't help either...
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    I need Sput to take me shopping! Since losing all this weight I have no clue what is flattering on me. Previously, I bought what fit, didn't look like it came from Omar the Tent Maker for my 76 year old grandmother and covered what I perceived were my "trouble" spots- ie my whole body.
    I know! But Sput would have me in all these patterns & I just couldn't.
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    For swim suits and other accessories like this there is so much other beautiful collection on online stores which is quite very good. Most of us thinks they are following the celebrities but according to me you should make your on style trend.

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    Thee are way too many women who wear skinny jeans that shouldn't. Way too many.
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