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    Default Madonna dresses up for Purim party

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    No, this isn't the crazy old lady from the subway who skips around singing nursery rhymes for quarters. True story: I've seen a lady like that on the train. This is Vadge dressed up like some sad ass elderly person in a school girl costume for a Purim party at the Kabbalahalalaahahaal Center in NYC last night. Lourdes is not going to be happy when she finds that a rabid beaver has been scavenging through her closet. Vadge shouldn't have even tried. Jerri Blank did it hotter.
    And I wish that bruise on her leg would shut the fuck up. It's telling me how it got there and this is not something I ever need to know. It involves a goat, Baby Jesus, a shock collar and a crucifix dildo. Dark-sided.
    Baby Jesus showed up to the party a little while later with Jessica Seinfeld. In case you couldn't tell, he's dressed as the Joker. But I don't think that's make-up. His face always looks like that after a battle with Vadge's roidy-vadge. It bites back.

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    dumbass , what did she do, borrow clothes from Lourdes?
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    when the hell did the Seinfeld's become Kabbalah memebers

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    Maybe she kept her Rocky Horror outfit all these years?

    I'm so glad Jessica Seinfeld looks like an ass.

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    I mean we all wish we could be young again sometimes but I would never actually try to dress like it.

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    That outfit is beyond ridiculous...even for It!

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    She looks like she belongs in Heathers...a typical 15 year old going through teenage angst.

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    IT has gone senile.

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    Default Madonna dressed like Lourdes

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    I'm gonna resist the urge to curse. But omg, that is the worst. evar.
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    I'm guessing she's proud as hell she can fit into her teenage daughter's clothes.
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    I am about a year, maybe 18 months younger than Her Vagesty, but I can tell you right now that unless I was going to a costume party, my 18 year old daughter would kick my ass if I DARED to wear that stupid fucking outfit outside this house.

    And I wouldn't blame her a bit.

    Has Madonna completely lost her mind? Come on, gal...it's not that bad getting old. What is bad is pretending you're not.

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    Well, at least her crotch tendons are covered. I guess it could be worse.
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    She looks 70.

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