Russell Brand and his hoochies

**olivia720** · January 27th, 2009, 11:03 PM

**MarieAntoinette** · January 28th, 2009, 12:12 AM

Eeeeew, I need to take a bath from just looking at those three.

**Honey** · January 28th, 2009, 12:57 AM

He's so embarassing

**AllieCat** · January 28th, 2009, 02:27 AM

Eww. Only 78 more to go before the quota for the month is filled.

**Mariesoleil** · January 28th, 2009, 03:43 AM

That girl in blue looks like she just stepped out of an Austin Power's movie.

He's ugly.

**Rondette** · January 28th, 2009, 04:55 AM

Some more enrollees for the Herpez club. Enjoy it girls!

**Sweetie** · January 28th, 2009, 08:43 AM

Oh well, I bet they had fun.

**levitt** · January 28th, 2009, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by Sweetie

Oh well, I bet they had fun.

Apparently not, according to The Sun...

NORMALLY when RUSSELL BRAND lures two glamour girls back to his lair it can mean only one thing.

But before you start imagining ol’ Russ devouring this demure pair of blonde ladies, I can fill you in on how the cards didn’t quite fall as planned for the legendary swordsman on Monday night.

Russ was limbering up for action with the lovely LISA O’CONNOR and the brilliantly named STEVIE-LOUISE RITCHIE when they returned to his North London manor.
But the girls told Bizarre last night that once they were in the living room the only fireworks were explosions of laughter at Russell’s odd mating ritual.
Stick

Stevie-Louise, wearing blue, said: “Russell took his clothes off as soon as we got through his front door. He was definitely wanting a threesome — and he thought he was going to get one.”
How honourable. Quite what they thought was going to happen back at Russell’s is beyond me.
If they suggested a game of Connect Four, Russell clearly got the wrong end of the stick.
But the tale differs when pal Lisa gives her version. She says: “He poured us a glass of wine then stripped off.”
Hang on a minute girls. What came first, the stripping or the wine?
Lisa added: “He was dancing around in his tight white pants.
“He wanted us to get in the hot tub but we said no because it was freezing outside. He kept asking us to stay, saying he wanted to show us his bedroom. But we left as we had a photoshoot to get to in the morning.”

Wingman ... David Walliams

A shoot where they probably had to whip off their undercrackers. You can’t be doing that without a good night’s kip these days, oh no.
But Russell’s honest interpretation of events was very different indeed.
He told me: “Those women were at Brand Towers as they assured me they were qualified engineers and could fix my washing machine.
“I only took my clothes off ’cos I wanted to bung a load in. The washing machine is still broke but my clothes are remarkably unstained.”

Russ asked for Lisa’s number as soon as he clapped eyes on her.
She said she only provided ten digits, telling him to guess the last.
Well, it was only going to take him a maximum of ten attempts to work it out, Einstein.
It’s a worry for the male race if that technique has worked before.
Russ had been on the pull at the Cavendish Square club with DAVID WALLIAMS who left the London venue an hour earlier — empty-handed.