The wind is no match for Joan Collins' wig

mrs.v · October 1st, 2008, 03:09 PM

The Wind Is No Match For Joan Collins' Wig

The Cloudman who blows the wind better watch his puffy ass. Joan Collins is going to storm into his office and slap the air out of him for trying to blow off her wig. The evil part of me (basically 99.9%) wishes her wig did come off so that we could see her running after it in her jewels and furs. Lucky for her, it stayed on. But bitch should still go and get a lacefront so that doesn't happen again. Beyonce will hook her up. Even if Joan's wig did go flying off, she would still look hot with two thin hairs on her head. Alexis Carrington will be beautiful and glamorous forever!

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Shalev · October 1st, 2008, 04:25 PM

Bummer

HWBL · October 1st, 2008, 04:36 PM

So, she wears a wig, old news. She's 75. Girls one third of her age wear wigs. They're the new hats. Maybe next time she should staple it to her head.

LynnieD · October 1st, 2008, 04:40 PM

Loves me some Joan Collins! Don't care if she wears a burlap sack. She is hilarious!

Just caught her on an old episode of 'Roseanne' in which she plays Roseanne's cousin and she was hysterical. Great little quirky role for her!

Lobelia · October 1st, 2008, 08:36 PM

Despite the wonky hairline, she looks really pretty in that picture.

DitaPage* · October 1st, 2008, 08:46 PM

Oh i knew it was a wig!

msdeb · October 1st, 2008, 09:01 PM

you leave Joan Collins alone!

smf · October 1st, 2008, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobelia

Despite the wonky hairline, she looks really pretty in that picture.

she really does look awsome for 75

October 1st, 2008, 03:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
mrs.v Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: highway jammed with broken heroes Posts: 22,603	The wind is no match for Joan Collins' wig The Wind Is No Match For Joan Collins' Wig The Cloudman who blows the wind better watch his puffy ass. Joan Collins is going to storm into his office and slap the air out of him for trying to blow off her wig. The evil part of me (basically 99.9%) wishes her wig did come off so that we could see her running after it in her jewels and furs. Lucky for her, it stayed on. But bitch should still go and get a lacefront so that doesn't happen again. Beyonce will hook her up. Even if Joan's wig did go flying off, she would still look hot with two thin hairs on her head. Alexis Carrington will be beautiful and glamorous forever! The Wind Is No Match For Joan Collins' Wig \| Dlisted __________________ eat a hot bowl of dicks.

October 1st, 2008, 04:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
HWBL Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,333	So, she wears a wig, old news. She's 75. Girls one third of her age wear wigs. They're the new hats. Maybe next time she should staple it to her head. __________________ Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer. ***** celeb

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Lobelia Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: in the midst of a revolting development Posts: 18,674	Despite the wonky hairline, she looks really pretty in that picture. __________________ "I've cautiously embraced jeggings" Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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msdeb Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a van down by the river Posts: 33,560	you leave Joan Collins alone! __________________ My level of maturity changes, depending on who I'm around.

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October 1st, 2008, 04:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shalev Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Israel. Posts: 7,608	Bummer

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LynnieD Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 33,468	Loves me some Joan Collins! Don't care if she wears a burlap sack. She is hilarious! Just caught her on an old episode of 'Roseanne' in which she plays Roseanne's cousin and she was hysterical. Great little quirky role for her!

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