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Joel Madden offers up his fashion critiquing skills
Joel Madden offers up his fashion critiquing skills.
Of course, it goes without saying that I’m no fashion editor. I’m just a redneck from southern Maryland. All these girls seem very nice and are really pretty, so just because I don’t like their outfits, that doesn’t mean they’re not cool people—obviously.
Look 1: Anne Hathaway
This outfit looks like something my fourth grade teacher would have worn on a field trip. Don't get me wrong; if my fourth grade teacher looked like this, I would have been stoked. But still, it’s a little old. I like high-waisted shorts, but not when they’re so loose and baggy. The shorts would look better if they were tighter and you could see her hourglass figure.
Look 2: Agyness Deyn
I don’t like her outfit. It looks like something John Cusack’s character in Say Anything would have worn, if he was a girl who liked booty shorts. I do like the wingtips though; I just don’t like them with her socks and cut-offs. I think they would look better with pants.
Look 3: Pixie Geldof
Her bag, the jacket, and her top are all great, but the skirt is just weird. I know high-waisted stuff is really in right now, but I think everyone’s overusing it. I love her black fingernails, but not the socks and shoes. Her whole outfit would have been better with something basic, like a pair of Chucks or Vans.
Look 4: Zoe Kravitz
Well, my girlfriend (Nicole Richie) is going to hate me for saying this, but this look reminds me of her style—especially the headband and bunches of beads. She’s also going to hate me for saying this, but I don’t like when girls wear leggings. Anyway, going back to the headband, this one looks like you’re supposed to wear it with a flapper dress. I would dig a different headband style, like maybe a scarf? Yeah, a scarf would look better with this outfit. Also, I wish all Balenciaga bags could be thrown into a big hole and buried forever.
Look 5: Sienna Miller
The jeans are cool and very seventies with the brown belt. She looks like it's 1979, I mean that in a good way, a sexy way. The tight top is nice because it shows her body off since she's wearing bigger pants. I also like how all of the accessories are mismatched. The jacket throws everything off, though. It has a military vibe that just doesn’t fit with the rest of the outfit. I think it would have looked better with just the cardigan. I also think the hat looks like a chinchilla—it’s just a weird choice. So if you take off the hat and the blazer, I like this outfit.
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ohnotheydidnt: high waisted shit is seriously being abused
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
Why is Joel Madden a fashion critic? Does he realize what he dresses like?
he's pretty detailed in his critiques...which is a lot more than what you get from the gab mags.
]Originally Posted by mrs.v
OK that's proof for me - he's gay.
How many other guys can name the brand of handbags? My Mr can't even keep track of what's new and what's not....
haha same here. mine offered me an old diaper bag for a purse. our daughter is 14
Well, the whore apples sure didn't fall far from the whore tree. Sylkyn
I am thinking about all my male friends. The only ones who know a Balenciaga bag from a Walmart plastic sack are the gay ones.
I think the Balenciaga bag comment is because Nicole has plenty of them. He's kind of bagging on her entire style pretty much. He has a lot to learn on what not to say to piss off your woman, especially when Nicole seems pretty proud of her style. Unless he's doing it on purpose, of course.
ahah. that's totally true... he's gonna get hit by a thousand of rocks when he'll get home.
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Marilyn Monroe
^^LOL! Well it's not like its going to make him more ugly....
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