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    Default Katie Holmes: Someone got new jeans!




    Tommy Girl finally fished out a couple of $20 bills from his cleavage to give to Stepford Katie for some new jeans. Although, I'm not sure if these are any better. At least her pegged jeans left me singing Jody Watley's "Real Love." But this high-waisted shit makes me want to scream at her, "Stop trying to be Posh! You are not a fashion icon!" You know she would rather be wearing khakis from Talbots and a polo shirt from J. Crew. She's a sad little robot, because she's been forced to wear this crap!
    Although, these would make some good "escape jeans." She can hide Suri in one leg.


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    OMG those are almost as bad as the tight-rolled jeans.

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    We should start a "How would you dress Katie Holmes" thread because what she's doing on her own is a tragedy.

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    Confession time. I had a similar pair in the late 70's- Katie please don't bring the 70's styles back.

    Nice scratch on the Hermes briefcase.
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    Fug!!!!

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    I actually like them on her, she can pull them off and it balances her body top to bottom very well.
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    I like them. Is she ever allowed out by herself?

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    My sis is in a pic wearing identical jeans. The pic was taken in '76.

    Someone please help this woman.



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    where the hell is she shopping?

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