Tess Smith

moomies · October 12th, 2005, 03:00 AM

I have no idea who this is but she's as bad, if not worse, as Bai Ling.

http://entertainment.msn.com/photos/...ry=9566#photos
Sheet Crock: Like you, we have absolutely no idea who Tess Smith is. Although she claims to be a screenwriter, our intensive two minutes of research failed to turn up any credits of substance. Still, she makes a valiant attempt to grab the spotlight at the Emmys by sleazing up the red carpet in this lurid loincloth-like creation that shows just what a girl can do with a bed sheet, a pair of scissors and a deep-seated need for attention. The ensemble is a carefully orchestrated catastrophe from the tip of Smith's peroxide pixie cut to middle of her pierced navel to the bottom of her clear heels, the class-act footwear of choice for exotic dancers and working girls the world over.

muchlove · October 12th, 2005, 03:14 AM

She's some kind of nutjob attention whore. This is her at another event:

Tiara · October 12th, 2005, 06:17 AM

Jesus christ why does she even bother putting clothes on, skank!

Little Weasel · October 13th, 2005, 10:15 PM

Ewww, now I wish my name wasn't Tess.

ourmaninBusan · October 15th, 2005, 03:26 AM

Amusing quote:

"Although she claims to be a screenwriter, our intensive two minutes of research
failed to turn up any credits of substance."

She "claims to be a screenwriter"?

That's dumb. Nobody brags about being a screenwriter,
because writers are treated like sh**. Brag about being a
producer or a director.

As for the outfit -- she's 22 (or thereabouts, I guess),
a peroxide blonde and thin. Why shouldn't she wear an outfit like that?

olivia720 · October 15th, 2005, 03:50 AM

actually she's employed by the "attention seeking nutjob whore" angency, LLC.

sarahphim · October 15th, 2005, 03:53 PM

She's 22?!?!? Lord, she looks older than that to me!

lennonfan · October 15th, 2005, 05:53 PM

She aspires to be Bai Ling but she just doesn't have Bai's flair!

ourmaninBusan · October 16th, 2005, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lennonfan

She aspires to be Bai Ling but she just doesn't have Bai's flair!

I think my sarcasm meter just exploded.

BTW, Bai Ling's look is all over major cities in Asia;
they buy things without thinking of how they'll all look
as an ensemble. And they pile on accessories ad nauseum.

stargazer · October 16th, 2005, 03:50 PM

I wonder if she gets a discount on her clothes b/c so little actual fabric is used.

OoOitzCathyOoO · October 18th, 2005, 04:17 PM

I think a bikini would of been more covering than that dress.

Tiara · October 19th, 2005, 10:25 AM

I hope the wind doesn't get up all we'll be seeing her muff!

britlitgal · October 19th, 2005, 01:51 PM

ourmaninbusan: love your father ted!!!

she'd better be careful. in that one pic, she's blowing a kiss and her clothes almost fell off.

ROFL about the bai ling comments...yeah, really. except one of bai ling's legwarmers is about the extent of the fabric in this chick's entire ensemble.

ohmygoodness · April 16th, 2006, 01:12 AM

Sorry to be bringing this thread back up from the dead, but I found something interesting:

http://www.tesss.com/

Her website.

And I read somewhere else that she did in fact possess a ticket to the Emmy's, but wasn't supposed to be on the red carpet as that is reserved for nominees, presenters, and their guests!

dakodas · April 16th, 2006, 01:14 AM

Her waxing bill alone must be astronomical.