January 10th, 2008, 03:35 AM
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We had hoped Kelly Clarkson's days of ridiculous and unflattering concert wear were long behind her. After all, she is adorable, talented, by all accounts very unaffected by fame and in fact rather delightful, and she seems like she'd be such a fun girl to go grab a beer with and talk about boys and clothes.
She is also -- from the one time I saw her in town, when she walked past me -- is very normal-sized, and that is refreshing in an industry that miscasts "normal" as some kind of brave statement, and rewards the size-0 waifs whose only solids are taken in via the nostril in powder form.
So I cannot for the LIFE of me figure out what sadistic asshead keeps putting our beloved K.Cla in skanky disasters that make her look 20 pounds heavier than her lovely figure actually is
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January 10th, 2008, 09:03 AM
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Does she check herself in elongating funhouse mirrors before going on stage?
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January 10th, 2008, 09:04 AM
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Oh Kelly... 
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January 10th, 2008, 09:05 AM
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WOW. So if they called Britney fat at the VMA awards, what will they call this?
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January 10th, 2008, 09:10 AM
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I don't care who dresses you.. it's still YOU that leaves the house looking like that.. c'mon. She has always had bad taste in clothes.. too tight, too short..too FUG.
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January 10th, 2008, 09:18 AM
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I think she is just precious, but wth's up with these clothes? AWFUL.
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January 10th, 2008, 12:01 PM
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Oh for Fucksake, she's too stumpy to pull those pants off, let along the mesh top....what the hell, is it 1985?
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January 10th, 2008, 12:04 PM
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OMFG! I feel like my eyes have been poisoned just looking at this! 
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January 10th, 2008, 12:16 PM
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Wow...
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January 10th, 2008, 12:26 PM
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Her stylist secretly hates her.
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January 10th, 2008, 01:30 PM
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I'll skip the part where I'm supposed to type what I think  
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January 10th, 2008, 01:35 PM
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That outfit is sooo 2001  . I remember the parachute combats were really "trendy" when i was like 12
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January 10th, 2008, 03:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twitchy
Her stylist secretly hates her.
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Definitely.
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January 10th, 2008, 06:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sharon_b
That outfit is sooo 2001 . I remember the parachute combats were really "trendy" when i was like 12 |
HAHA!! I remember when they were trendy in 1983!!
Actually those kinda look like harem pants-- also extremely unflattering and outdated.
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January 10th, 2008, 06:26 PM
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I love that top...I want it!
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