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    Default $400 for a House of Dereon Purse (Beyonce's Line)

    WTF is she ON? These looks like purses you might win at a carnival.





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    I think her weirdo mom designs all this tackiness.

    I think she made all of Destiny's Child's matchy-matchy crap, too.
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    oh my...are these ugly...

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    Oh don't tell me, I bet they are lined with fur. Right? craptacular.
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    Anybody read the Handbags of Horror article at Radar? They speculate that the recent purses are inspired by horror movies. It makes me wonder what movie may have inspired these.

    http://www.radaronline.com/features/...cary_handbags/

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    That was funny, Twitchy. And spot on.

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    that was really interesting, thanks Twitchy. They do have a lot of similarities.

    I think these Beyonce purses have the Taiko drum motif...






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    I saw some House of Dereon shoes at a store, and they looked fairly nice. I hear they're also wide, which is good for normal-sized ladies.

    The logo on those purses is horrible, though.

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    This is my favorite. Still trying to figure the zipper detail. Think they need to rethink the bags.
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    They're not THAT bad, but Beyonce is delusional. Why would I spend 400 bucks on shitty House of Dereon when I could buy a real designer bag for that money? To support Beyonce's bank account? Hell no. Anywayz when people buy designer they want it known that its designer. I'd be embarassed to say i spent 400 bucks on Beyonce's bag. That bitch is delusional.

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    Ewww, that first one makes me think of a rolled up centipede. I think they're all pretty hideous and tacky.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    WTF is she ON? These looks like purses you might win at a carnival.





    The first bag is so busy it makes my eyes hurt, the second bag is tolerable, and the third bag might be OK if it weren't for the side-buckles. I wouldn't pay even $100.00 for one of these monstrosities. And they do look like the kind of bags that you might see at a flea market.

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    The entire House of Dereon style is something straight outta the flea market, if you ask me. Incredibly tacky. <---Should be its tag line.

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    The entire House of Dereon style is something straight outta the flea market, if you ask me. Incredibly tacky. <---Should be its tag line.
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    Icky. They look like someone bedazzled week-old poo and stuck on some straps and zippers.

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