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Thread: Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman - Shooting Star Ball

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    "Make my eyes look like I just did some really sweet weed!"
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    He looks like a Picasso painting. When did his eyes get so wonky?
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    He's a mess. His eyes look weird, his teeth look like they're made of plastic, his moobs are ever-present, & it looks like he's wearing mascara on his lower lashes in the last pic.
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    Is he shrinking? his head looks unproportional big, his denture is colossal in his mouth and his trousers' length is another case in point of this theory.
    Also, he looks unkempt and greasy.
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    He makes my skin crawl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty Bike View Post
    Is he shrinking? his head looks unproportional big, his denture is colossal in his mouth and his trousers' length is another case in point of this theory.
    Also, he looks unkempt and greasy.


    Simon Cowell isn't tall -- maybe 5'9"? -- and he's always had a big head. (Very intelligent people often seem to have disproportionately large heads.) But he is starting to look artificial. His toupee' is also too dark. He needs one what has a bit of gray to it now. (And he can afford it.)
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    If I didn't know ant better, I'd have thought he was a wax figure in that first shot. The hair, teeth, eyes, that ill fitting suit... goddamn
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    WTF is she wearing? It's ill-fitting and looks like she wore it to the office and decided to sew a train on it so she could to go to the ball.
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    He is shaped so oddly. His lower half is thinner/smaller than his upper half.
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    He is such a bizarre looking man. His shape, the way he stands and that face/head is ghoulish. Most of the time he wears such stupid looking clothes, but today he has a nice suit on and it's so ill fitting AND he's filthy rich and this is all he can do with himself.

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    I'm thinking the suit was fitted with his lifts and he's not wearing them here. Or he's wearing a shorter heel.

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