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    Default Simon Cowell - America's Got Talent

    This is more about his new face than his style...




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    I need a pair of sunnies. Those chiclets are kiling my eyes.

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    Makes me think of the episode of Friends where Ross bleached his teeth

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    He's lost weight and it messed with his face? He looks very strange now. Almost like he has ceiling eyes now.

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    Hitting that wall must've hurt like hell. Whoa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    ceiling eyes now.
    Had to google that, he does!

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    Internet frightened by Simon Cowell's new face



    Simon Cowell has a new look and people are scared.

    The America's Got Talent judge has lost an impressive 10kg, but at a recent red carpet event, fans noticed something else had changed about his appearance.

    Cowell, 59, made a drastic lifestyle alteration after a health scare in 2017, in which he fell down the stairs of his London home in the middle of the night.
    He immediately switched his diet from "sausage rolls, hamburgers and jam tarts" to veganism and hasn't gone back.

    Despite telling The Sun he feels like an "11 out of 10", many on social media had a less positive reaction to Cowell's makeover, saying something unsettling seems to have happened to his face.

    "Someone please stop working and talk to me about what in the living f**k Simon Cowell has done to his face," comedian Alise Morales tweeted.


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    Someone please stop working and talk to me about what in the living fuck simon cowell has done to his face


    "His eyes look like his face is slowly eating them," writer Dave Schilling said.

    "Please stop tweeting me this picture of the latest thing Simon Cowell has done to himself," celebrity streamer Limmy said. "I used to joke about it, but now I'm just worried. I mean, look. Look at his brow, hanging down like that. He looks like he's wearing an invisible cap. It's so f**king sad."


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    simon cowell looks like someone tried to make simon cowell in the sims 3 but got stuck playing around with the eye toggles for too long




    Notorious celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton is speculating Cowell has undergone a full face of cosmetic surgery.

    "I'm going with: new veneers, fillers in the cheek, Botox in the forehead and a possible eye job too!"

    Cowell's new look earned him comparisons to a Madame Tussaud's waxwork, Kenny Rogers, a robot, a melting Nazi from Indiana Jones, a cake, a lion in a Renaissance painting, a Doctor Who character that is just a piece of stretched skin with a face, and "the dog from Howl's Moving Castle".


    https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/enter...-new-face.html




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    simon cowell looks like someone tried to make simon cowell in the sims 3 but got stuck playing around with the eye toggles for too long
    So true!
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    I think those cheek implants are dragging his eyes down. Also, this toupee' isn't as realistic-looking as his earlier ones have been.
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    One more procedure, and he and Kenny Rogers can do a cross-country roadshow together.

    Also, why did he get those moob implants? Weren't his original womanly breasts big enough?

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    Okay, whoa. I was not prepared for the horror upon opening this thread. It's great he's lost some weight, but it looks like his eyes are about to slide right off his face. He looks deformed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    simon cowell looks like someone tried to make simon cowell in the sims 3 but got stuck playing around with the eye toggles for too long
    And this is true. I used to play sims 3, so I know. And he also does look like a lion in a renaissance painting.
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    I suspect the eyes are a Botox issue
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    Good lord the teeth are so distracting. Like dentures that are 2 sizes too big and soak in bleach nightly.
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    It looks like his face transplant is slipping off
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    How long have his teeth looked like this? I head he's on a vegan diet which explains the weight loss.


    I don't understand why celebs can't just age with a bit of grace. Michelle Pfeiffer has line on her forehead and around her eyes (gasp!!), she's 60 and looks great for her age. She doesn't look fake and plasticy - other than a lip implant which doesn't look so good but I can forgive since the rest of her isn't botoxed to hell and back. Wrinkles and lines aren't a death sentence and you look worse when the PS goes too far.

    **rant over**
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