She’s trying real hard to pop an ass she doesn’t have.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Overdo the spray tan much?
RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.
Insipid, emaciated, too orange, and nasty.
"AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."
Yeah, she's a walking snoozefest - I knew even before opening the thread, dull as can be. Where's her methy hubby?
“You think I look like like a clown?” Kourtney shot back. “Well, you look you just won the Tour de France and you’re cycling around town.”
She's definitely built like a model, isn't she? There's just not much there. Her dress is pretty (but not campy), but the visible thong is tacky, even if it is accessorized with a Wang pin.
I don't think it's terrible. I'm a sucker for velvet bows. Of course the fake tan is ridiculous and I'm here to see her true love but he seems to have gone AWOL.
I have some famous friends and I have mostly not famous friends.
Why is her back that colour and her face completely different? Also, is it me, or does she look like Biebs in drag?
Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama
That fake ponytail is awful.
"Thankfully I'm an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer."
"I think she's psychotic...what do I do?" - Jenny Schecter
It's sad when this is the best I've seen her look & it's still this terrible. All of it (except that winged liner).
WTF is camp about this?
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
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