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Thread: Jennifer Lopez & Alex Rodriguez - 2019 Met Gala

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    Alex looks old and skeevy. JLo has no neck.
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    Arod is always swag in a too-small pink jacket.
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    I hate his lips and teeth.
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    This is JLO trying to be edgy and not being able to go all the way. Gigi hadid did it better.

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    ARod looks like a waiter. It's always a fine line when you're a man wearing a light colored jacket with a tux.

    JLo is fucking hysterical. All those sexy come hither faces with her gross ass skin-toned lip color that she's been wearing since 1999 and that wig...Very funny.
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    A week late, but I had to. So much Bob Mackie in a lot of the costumes.

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    her leg looks good. that's all i got.

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    To be fair, Bob Mackie's costumes were deliberately camp. Both J-Lo and A-Rod are porking up before their big day.
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    They both look ridiculous.
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    Dude looks like a lady
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    I'll take her diamond ring. She can keep Rodriguez.

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    I get that this is actually camp, but she looks terrible in that bedazzled swim cap and crusty old flesh lips. JLo does not equal Cher. If we have learned anything from this particular Met Gala, almost no one should ever attempt to wear anything Cher has worn. Just don't do it. The only living female who can even approach doing that is Lady Gaga and I don't think she should do it either.

    One thing I kind of like about the dress though is that the paillettes get larger toward the bottom of the dress and look like bubbles. Maybe she should have considered a different headpiece.
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    They both look like ass here.
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    i think the dress is kinda cool, but more KLASS than CAMP. maybe, as waterslide suggested, it would look better with a different headpiece.
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