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    Default Jessica Simpson at Beautycon, LA


    with makeup artist Joyce Bonelli






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    She's turned into an even tackier Coco Austin.
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    The whole thing is a damn shame.
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    They both look like wax figures. Who's the broad on the left?
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    Her body double?

    She used to be a pretty girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Who's the broad on the left?
    Some makeup artist that's "helping" dumbass up there release a line of makeup brushes that will no doubt be gaudy as all hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Some makeup artist that's "helping" dumbass up there release a line of makeup brushes that will no doubt be gaudy as all hell.
    Thanks. Dang. She looks like the trailer-park meth version of Jessica.
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    Remember a few years ago when everybody was bobbing their hair (long and short bobs) and they actually looked halfway sophisticated instead of completely stripper? Can we please harken back to those days? Because I cannot stand another decade of sad ass mangy flat-even-when-they're-curly weaves.

    Actually I'm being unfair to strippers, because strippers don't have hair that bad. I just don't know what else to compare it to.
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    Isn't that Joyce Bonelli, the Kardashians' ex-makeup artist?
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    I thought the one on the left was Ashlee . Last time I saw her she was unrecognizable so I guess everything is possible.
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    What’s up with the angry face? Is she angry or is this a failed attempt at looking sultry?
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    I like long hair, but those overly long mermaid extensions are ridiculous.
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    Don't forget to pout and smize with your eyes really really hard. I knew from the title alone it would be more of a sausage casing contest than anything else.
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