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    Default Jessica Simpson’s Dolce & Gabbana Dolce Cat-Eye Sunglasses






    Dolce Lace Rose & Rhinestone Cat-Eye Sunglasses

    USD 2,610.00

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    They face of the guy behind her in the second pic says it all.
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    Is she pregnant again?

    She's got stumpy legs like JLo.

    The glasses are stoooopid. Just bad, not even campy bad.
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    I never even noticed the horrible clutch before because everything else is just so jarring.

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    She has got to be fucking kidding.

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    She dresses like a drunken hooker.

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    No fucks were given that day.
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    hot mess
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    So Dolce and Gabbana are doing a Dame Edna Everage range?

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    This outfit is for those times you really want to showboat you're a tasteless, apple-shaped, kitschy nightmare.
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    Well somebody is on drugs
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    I can't get the song" White Trash Millionaire "out of my head every time I see a picture of her.

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    Hahahaha she even upgraded her look during the day and make it ever so more whore-ish
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    Uptown Hooker. Holy fuckballs. All-around BAD.
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    As bad as they are, those sunglasses are the least awful thing about that outfit.
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