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Thread: Jennifer Lopez in Bao Tranchi

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    A-Rod and Jennifer Lopez celebrated their birthdays (27 July and 24 July respectively) this weekend with a lavish celebration in Miami on Saturday (July 22).
    The former New York Yankees player posted a photo on Instagram with him looking very sharp in his blue suit, but I’m sure the majority of the likes on this picture were for his stunning girlfriend Jennifer Lopez, who rocked a sheer black mini dress with an ab-baring cut out by Bao Tranchi.

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    This is the normal short, tight, sheer tackiness (complete with enormous hoops) we've come to expect from her, but Jesus Christ bitch is hot. Smoking bod and gorgeous face. She's 48!!

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    she looks good but that dress is a crime.
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    A-Rod looks gayer than a spring frock in that pose/outfit. She looks like he picked her out at a mid-priced bordello.

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    Always the same tired shit with this one.
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    She'd look so much better if she stopped dressing like a try-hard hooker.

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    The minute she stops dressing like that, we'll know middle age spread will have hit hard, or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylkyn View Post
    A-Rod looks gayer than a spring frock in that pose/outfit. She looks like he picked her out at a mid-priced bordello.
    I've realized that, sadly, this is very much a Miami look. Here, this is everyone's idea of dressing up and looking "hot."
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    This outfit is tacky as hell.

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    Sadly my eyes went to the light fixtures in the background. I'd love them in my bathroom. As for AROD, douche blue suit sucks. As for JLO, the dress may have been OK if it didn't have that panel taken out on the side.

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    That dress is tacky as hell, Jenny.

    I'd so do your douchy boyfriend if I could wear it like you.


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    That dress is tacky as hell, Jenny.

    I'd so do your douchy boyfriend if I could wear it like you.
    She comes across as if that is what is she is afraid of. Lawd baby knows why.
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    I'll hand it to her for whatever anti-aging regime she's maintaining, because it's clearly working. But that dress would be a tacky crime on a woman even 30 years younger. In fact, everything about her style screams try-hard thirst bucket.
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    Assholes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    She comes across as if that is what is she is afraid of. Lawd baby knows why.
    I think it's because she's finally dating someone taller than her and her top-knot.

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