Eric Decker and Jessie James, ACM Awards

[BITTER]

Sorry, but I'm not having any of it...his SHOES!!!!!!!!!!! And no matter what she wears, she always looks like an adult film star.

[Appollonia]

Was/is she a porn actress? No idea who these two are but you're right about her and he looks dumb. That too-short skinny tie gave me the lols.

[BITTER]

He's an American football player, one of the hotter ones. She's a country western singer. They had a reality show at one point. I thought he was really beautiful until I saw him campaigning for Mitt Romney. That caused me some shrinkage.

[teforde23]

That name is the name of a porn actress if I remember correctly. Is she doing music now?

[gas_chick]

Well she is certainly klassy.

[whitetigeress]

He's an American football player, one of the hotter ones. She's a country western singer. They had a reality show at one point. I thought he was really beautiful until I saw him campaigning for Mitt Romney. That caused me some shrinkage.

shrinkage

*giggles

[Waterslide]

He fell out of the Yabba Dabba Doo tree and hit every branch on the way down.

She is at least 17 of worst nightmares rolled into one porn star. When and why did spray tan come back into fashion? I want to take a power washer to her.

This is them at NY Fashion Week. (Make that 18 nightmares.)

[Lofty Bike]

All I see are scars from breast implant PS.

[nico]

oh goody, another leg dress

[greysfang]

It appears she got her tits refreshed after her second was born last year.

[KrisNine]

Man, his shoes might be the best thing about these two. Holy shit is she trashy. Looks like she's wearing a spanx shaper under a sheer curtain panel. Fuck.

[BITTER]

He's wearing floods, and his hair - gack!!!

[arie_skop]

I dont know who they are, but she looks so tacky.

[BITTER]

She's very bawdy, and that is fine, but she's not always appropriate. But what happened to the hot boy hustle4alivin introduced us to a couple of years back? He's looking a little whipped.