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Thread: Salma Hayek in Gucci - British Fashion Awards 2016

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    Default Salma Hayek in Gucci - British Fashion Awards 2016


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    She and Ariel Winter need to form the "Boobs are Too Big and We Like to Show Them Off" club.
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    Her implants look like an inflatable life vest.
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    She can practically motorboat herself.

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    Butt chest.
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    A softer, wavy hairdo would look much better on her. The print of the dress is pretty, but the sleeves and the neckline and the bedazzled snake look stupid.
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    The dress looks entirely too small, too tight. And those Airbags - not good.

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    Well if she wants to be a figure of fun, she has succeeded. Can't take her seriously.
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    My tits hurt just looking at this.
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    Terrible dress, manly face, butt cleavage.

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    She hit the wall so hard it never knew it was coming.
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    She had an exquisite body before she got those implants - she's too petite for those things...she's off her rocker...
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    If her boobs were any higher, she'd suffocate. But that necklace is GORGEOUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    A softer, wavy hairdo would look much better on her. The print of the dress is pretty, but the sleeves and the neckline and the bedazzled snake look stupid.
    ^All of that.

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