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Thread: Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman (NSFW)

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    his stubble looks like shit and he doesn't know how to wear a suit.
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    All that money and he still can't find a suit that fits. The pants are too long and the jacket is too tight.
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    What's so NSFW?
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    Nip slip accidentally on purpose.
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    lol, good catch. the nip slipped right by me
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    Stop....wait!!!!! You mean breasts have NIPPLES!!!???!
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    I LOVE how the shade of her dress color coordinates and compliments the mauvey delight that is Lauren's nipslip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Nip slip accidentally on purpose.
    I can't figure out if she's trying to cover or not at all. Between this and Kim's peekaboo lady bits, I think we should all just walk around naked. Why bother with clothes?

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    He looks kind of different to me. Maybe it's just the facial hair, but very different.

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    Please tell me Simon Cowell's face is just fat and he is not injecting it with fillers...
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    I was wondering if this was NSFW due to the Queen of the Harem's "probably a nipple but also resembles a melanoma" visible underneath the mesh in closer up shots. *yawn*

    He looks as gross as ever.
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    This is the worst I've ever seen Simon look. That face is going explode if her keeps filling it up.
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    I thought Simon looked pretty good here. He's the one usually having a nipple malfunction.
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    She looks like a kartrashian, he looks like a bloated alcoholic.
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