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    Amy Schumer in a strapless bikini in Hawaii
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    That's one ugly ass bikini.
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    She's not fat, but she's doughy like. Oh well, at this point I'd be happy with that body. I would totally want to play connect a dot on her torso.
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    She has a very normal looking body but that swimsuit is just not flattering.
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    I wonder what "Pipe it Up at Prom" means?

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    Wonder if it means the same thing as it did in 1980?
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    Size 6 my ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Size 6 my ass.
    If she's a size 6. I'm a 2.

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    A Wal-Mart 6, folks.

    Way better than I expected. The tramp stamp needs to go, though.
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    Man, that bikini's ugly forwards and backwards.
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    Ugly swimsuit and not really flattering, but I think she looks fine...just like a regular ol' person.

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    She does look fine in a fug ass bikini.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alysheba View Post
    If she's a size 6. I'm a 2.
    Is it possible she's a 6? I'm 5'0 and I was a size 8 when I was 155-160 lbs. I didn't buy a lot of clothes with numbers in between 2 and 8 (both on the way up and back down) and I don't know how tall Amy is but she says she's 150 lbs so is it possible she's a 6? She seems tall and I don't know how it works for taller women.

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    I actually think she looks good, I'm just saying she is not a size 6; more like a 10/12/14.
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    I am TOTALLY MYSTIFIED by women's clothing sizes.

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