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Thread: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at the Black Mass London Film Festival premiere

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    Default Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at the Black Mass London Film Festival premiere



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    He's gotta be kidding with that Jerry Only forelock.
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    He damn near has a paunch. And by damn near, I mean that he does.
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    Rolling my eyes HARD.
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    Looks like his facial (PS) surgury settled down.
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    What a sad moustache. Maybe he's allergic to shampoo ingredients?
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    Saw his Sauvage commercial the other day, Jfc, my son thought it was the snl fake commercial.
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    Glum cunts.
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    Everytime a new Johnny thread comes up i am steering myself for the worse..Loose the jewellery and the hair,he looks ok here.
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    She looks good.
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    Does he purposefully pull greasy strands forward like Corey Feldman?
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    ^ I think it's to make his face look less bloated. She's got hundreds of years on him before her face looks bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    ...he looks ok here.
    then it's time for a vision check! sorry, effie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Saw his Sauvage commercial the other day, Jfc, my son thought it was the snl fake commercial.
    A guy at work got a sample of that & it actually smelled really good! I was pleasantly surprised.

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    They're in black, mourning the final nail in his Cool Coffin. He's done, he's desperate, those greasy strands of hair pulled forward have sealed the deal.
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