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    Default Angelina Jolie in Michael Kors - African Union Summit in Johannesburg

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    Not liking the dress.
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    She looks really bad. Did she age 10 years suddenly?
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    Not liking the tats.
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    I think she looks okay, but much older, maybe because she is menopausal?
    The dress does her no favors.

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    I think she looks okay, if I'm being generous. I think her super skinny body - bony arms, hands, etc - paired with her breasts just looks wrong. If she had gotten more modest sized implants I think she would look so much more natural. Also, because her chest is so large I think that the dress fits strangely.
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    I don't get the implants size either. They are not proportional and they are so clearly a mistake for her tiny body. This things distract from whatever serious message she has (it's not that having big boobs is the problem, having too large (porno-)implants is, I say that as a DD sized woman).
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    She looks like a junkie. A junkie who took a bath and put on a dress, yes, but a junkie nonetheless.
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    Maybe menopausal symptoms will add some weight, it certainly did that to me.

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    She's only 40 I hope she isn't menopausal yet. I like her but hate her implants. She could hide them for these sort of events and take them out when she and Brad hit the bars or the bed. I have feeling Brad had something to do with the size of her breasts. " I need something to hold onto"

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    She had a hysterectomy not too long ago, I think I remember reading. Surgical menopause hits harder than the long route I've heard.
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    I have been scooped for eons (in my late twenties) and now as I enter my crone stage of life decades later, I am told I look younger than the day I was scooped. I am fat, though, and smoke medical jane daily. It is a youth serum. No hormones here either. She looks terrible because she is so thin and sometimes going through these surgeries will age you from stress, but with ehr history and the blind items I have to agree, she looks junkified.

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    not sure i agree that she looks like a junkie, but i do agree that she doesn't look great. but i give her a pass, with her surgeries and health threats, i wouldn't expect her to look like she did 10 years ago.
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    Let me get this straight, she's this junkie actress who has done movies like Gia, had crazy relationships, kept a vial of blood ffs, is married with 6 kids, had a hysterectomy, cancer scare, could be (pre) menopausal and still find time and passion to sit here at a union summit in Africa? Not to mention all the other places and events all over the world over the years.

    pffht.. she can be a skeleton wearing a burlap sack for all I care. Actually, that kinda does look like what she is here.

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    To me she looks like she gained a bit of weight, far too skinny still but a bit better. Her botox is bad though, one eyebrow is up higher than the other giving her a wonk eye effect.
    As for being a junkie, are the blinds reporting that? If anyone comes across it would you mind posting here? I haven't read that yet and want to catch up. Her pupils look fine to me though, they don't look pinned...
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