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    Asshole.
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    Dressed like her microphone.
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    Jimmy Dean, looks like someone snuck a link out of that factory, better call the cops we found it.
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    I can't get past the spatula applied contouring on her face and neck to even notice the ugly dress.
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    Just shaking my head.

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    The bodice of our Moo Moo's dress is a great example of how odd and wonky sheer mesh fabric nearly always looks, when pressed against bewbs and udders

    i love the idea of the dress, but loath the see-through mesh parts.
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    Is there not a teflon-grade corset strong enough to rein in her mid-section?
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    God, she needs some sirup for the massive pancakes.
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    She may need some syrup but the sizzurp she has aplenty, I'm sure.
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    On the plus side (see what I did there?) she has not gone overboard on her face.
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    She hasn't a clue on how to dress classy.
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    For the love of GOD, Mariah. Stop dressing yourself! You're too damn big to wear this shit, and besides that you look fatTER in it. Paging you a stylist, stat!!

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    Sausage roll.

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    She could look so much better if she wore the right clothes.
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