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Thread: Suzanne Somers at the premiere of her Suzanne Sizzles show, Las Vegas

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    Default Suzanne Somers at the premiere of her Suzanne Sizzles show, Las Vegas








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    I gotta projectile vomit at the sight of these two wax figures.
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    Ohmygod. Next size up, Suzanne.
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    She's doing her best Mariah Carey imitation
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    Terrifying.
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    She thinks this looks good? If she would just cover up some and wash off half the makeup she would be attractive again. The constant clown makeup is hysterical.
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    I never thought she was all that when she was younger...she looks like a cartoon here.
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    What exactly does she do in her "show"? It's not like she has any talent. Does she demonstrate the thigh master while showing all the ways to use her Suzanne Somers shawl garment thingy?
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    According to the Daily Mail:

    "In her Vegas residency, which runs 28 weeks through next May, the knockout sings, dances and showcases her humor with cheeky banter.
    'I wanted to create a cool, sexy return to the heyday of The Rat Pack with The Great American Songbook,' the stunner explained to Las Vegas Sun.
    'I have my own band, and the cocktail seating setting is elegant with an intimate environment. The show will transport audiences back to the days of lush sound, glamour and luxury.'




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    Quote Originally Posted by azoria View Post
    According to the Daily Mail:

    "In her Vegas residency, which runs 28 weeks through next May, the knockout sings, dances and showcases her humor with cheeky banter.
    'I wanted to create a cool, sexy return to the heyday of The Rat Pack with The Great American Songbook,' the stunner explained to Las Vegas Sun.
    'I have my own band, and the cocktail seating setting is elegant with an intimate environment. The show will transport audiences back to the days of lush sound, glamour and luxury.'


    Omg this is making me laugh myself sick. Is she serious with this shit? And I can't stop staring at her arm and decolletage skin in that first pic. Wth.

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    In the first picture, her face actually looks good. The dress, however, is a whole other story. It doesn't work with her current body at all. Another one who is dressing for the body she had not the body she has.
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    Her face looks better than it has in quite a while, the rest of her not so much.
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    Face is much better but damn the rest is a nightmare.
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