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    the material on that dress looks cheap.
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    Just the material?
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    lol, I just giggled out loud.
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    Love the new avi, Panic. Don't know who this boob is, but she's gonna freak when she sees all that cellulite on her ass. I bet when she poses in the mirror it never looks like that.

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    The pose while she's 'placing' stuff in the car is hilarious. And her legs look like two tree trunks.
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    Why bother wearing material?

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    So tacky - when Kim K wore the similar dress it wasn't as tacky as this.

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    Yes it was!
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    She makes Kim look demure.

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    Love the car bendover. Attention whore much?
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    Who is this trash? Oh who cares. I could see her and the Stodd making sex tape (on the DL, for Vivid of course) and having it "stolen" in the near future.
    On an unrelated note I want her sandals
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    Is this a Lardashian cousin?
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