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    Insipid twat. She just oozes "holier than thou". Get thee away, Goopy.
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    Sorry Gwyneth.. just not feeling those shorts... or the top.

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    Jerry's hardly aged!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylkyn View Post
    Insipid twat. She just oozes "bad hair". Get thee away, Goopy.

    fixed it
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    ill-fitting

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    Those shoes make her feet look like ocean liners.
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    They look like Riverdance shoes.
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    Awful hair. She needs a cut, and a colourist who doesn't hate her, or who won't listen to her if she's the one asking for this shit (or rather, piss)
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    Nothing pops - the hair, the shoes, the shorts, the top. Flatline.
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    I agree and the orange arched eyebrows are ridiculous.
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    Awful. That hair needs a change stat.
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