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    Default Ethan Hawke and wife Ryan Hawke - Oscars 2015


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    Keep those vag muscles tight, Ryan, or Ethan will tell Howard Stern.
    I can't stand this guy. But at least he has shined shoes and not those corframs.
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    ^^^ do you loathe him as much as sandra lee? what did he do wrong, aside from cheating on uma?
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    I have a total thing for him. Looking at her makes me realize I had a chance.

    He looks handsome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    I have a total thing for him. Looking at her makes me realize I had a chance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by czb View Post
    ^^^ do you loathe him as much as sandra lee? what did he do wrong, aside from cheating on uma?
    He went on Howard Stern and complained about how loose Uma's vagina had become since having their children. He's a disrespectful asshat AFAIC. You don't do that to your lady.

    Sandra Lee has a special HatePlace in my heart...
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    I always get an abusive-Steven-Segal feel from him.....
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    Wow, what an ahole. He must have a micro-dick.

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    It's one of the most offensive things you can say about your partner. No, I'm not a woman, but if I was laid up in the bed with my legs open, shooting this lowlife's crotchfruit out and he was talking smack about my vajayjay - I'd put a fatwa out on his wrinkled, coke-sniffing, wannabe poet behind.
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    His new wife looks insane.
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    Meryl doesn't even try anymore. She just calls Lanvin and asks for curtains with a belt.~Bitter
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    They look like a couple from Barstow.

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    The difference in the sizes of their heads is throwing me off. He hasn't aged well.

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    He looks nice here.

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    I never realized how much his wife looks like a much less beautiful Uma.
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    He is such a creep.
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