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    I see breast implants in her future.

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    I don't think the hoops are big enough.

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    Did anybody see this "performance"? We managed to sit through almost 4 "songs" of this twat, because we wanted to give her a fair chance. You could barely hear her (good thing) through the enormous mass of pre-recorded backtracks and back-up vocals. When she DID "sing" longer or higher or faster or slower than those, probably to show what a great artist she is, she was often off key. Her stage act consists of stepping forward, backward and sideways during her "singing" while staring into the distance with hardly a blink of her eyes and frequent flicking of her hair (which did look nice, by the way). Her nosejob could not have been more obvious, nor her stroke-like lopsided face. Her voice is quite deep, but not deep enough to hit all the notes down there that she sings on the record, so every time it went too low for her she'd suddenly go up an octave again. What baffled us was that the majority in the crowd could sing along her songs, verbatim!!!! That increased her confidence so she started to adlib high oooooh's and aaaaaah's which were so off key that we had to change channels: our dog started to howl along. That's all she wrote.
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    I think howling along is the only proper response.

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    I'm so glad we missed this "iconic" moment


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    My mind is blown by how many people actually like her.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    ^^Mine, too. I do not get it at all. I can't carry a tune in a bucket with a handle, but I think I sing better than this girl.

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    ^The only one worse than her is probably Lisa Marie Presley. That chick couldn't carry a tune if it were attached to her with super glue. Idiot.
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