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    Default Jessica Simpson's two dresses


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    Jessica Simpson has one of the worst shoe collections I've ever laid eyes on. Every single one looks like hammered stripper shit. In fact, it's worse than that fried weave she refuses to give up because bleached hair down to the tits always equals hot in her mind.
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    I hate both, but the first is a little less awful. She really needs to find a more subtle way to show off the weight loss. Her legs freak me out in the second outfit. They look painful.
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    She looks a bodybuilder in that second dress...
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    she could look decent in the first picture if she just got rid of the stripper platforms. well, if you overlook the fried piss coloured hair and the orange tan.

    but that second outfit *gasp*
    holy fucking hell that's an ungodly mess from head to toe. she looks like a butch tranny.
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    Say what you will, she has lost the hell outta that weight and while she does need to tone down the bazoombas, she looks a lot better. Minus the Barbie hair, of course.
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    Never quite seen legs like hers.
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    I think her face looks a bit too different in the first one - probably just the lipstick because in the other two pictures her face looks actually nice.

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    Her face looks hideous in the first pic.

    Now that she's lost the weight, she needs a huge image overhaul unless she wants to look trashier than Britney.
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    I hate her legs. They just look freaky to me, like body builder legs.
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    Her legs remind me of Britney's when she was skinny. And I am still in shock that this woman has a huge money making fashion empire when she can't dress for shit.
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    i wouldn't take her body if someone paid me.
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    ^^I would, my first stop would be at the plastic surgeon for a boob reduction though. And chill on the heels, they're probably responsible for her freaky overdeveloped calves.
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    In the first pic, she looks like a bleach-blonde Lake Bell.
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    I'm hardly a fashion goddess, but I would love to get ahold of this girl and give her a makeover/under. Head to toe, I could make her look so much better.

    Chop a few inches off that hair, a new color, appropriate figure flattering clothes and burn those shoes.
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