"Tão estranho carregar uma vida inteira no corpo, e ninguém suspeitar dos traumas, das quedas, dos medos, dos choros."
Caio Fernando Abreu
He's looking pretty doable here. Did I know she was preggo again? Is this three?
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
If he was holding a coffee cup I'd totally throw change in it. Blech!
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
Gross, and couldn't she find something besides a polyester nightie to wear?
'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'
She'd do well to avoid naked flames.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
i feel like she's been continuously pregnant since they first hooked up.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
She handles pregnancy very well, bounces back & gets pregnant again. He's looking rough.
ETA didn't mean to echo Rollo^
This is going to sound completely odd but, he looks like the ugly, homeless version of Jason Sudeikis and she looks like the pretty, healthy version of Keira Knightley.
So, he's stopped being a mockney 'gangster' and is now trying for homeless guy?
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
I think my Grandma had this exact nightie and shawl. And she died before I was born.
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.- Douglas Adams
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