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    Default Jessica Simpson's Swimsuit Instagram Photos (5/26/2014)

    From dailymail.co.uk

    Jessica Simpson posted two swimsuit pictures on her Instagram on Monday night, May 26, 2014





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    Jessica Simpson reveals muscular legs in swimsuit pictures on Instagram | Mail Online

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    Has this bitch lost her mind?



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    These pictures are terrible! Why would you post pictures where your face looks like that? (No, a "half-duckface" is not better than a "total duckface") And where are here boobs - she obviously has them but if you look at the swimsuit, it looks like she is flat?

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    She's sucking everything in and it looks so obvious...so funny. And I see she's still wearing ugly, chunky platforms with everything.
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    When you're Jessica Simpson it's always leg day.
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    She's got legs like Maradona.
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    Is that a golf club in her hands? What's that all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Is that a golf club in her hands? What's that all about?
    She's just happy to see you.
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    You can tell those fugly ass shoes are from her own collection.
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    she looks like an upside down triangle - not good!
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    Damn that is one hideous bathing suit and the shoes are even worse.
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    Without the crazy heels aAre her legs like 2 inches long? Egads! Suck it all in Jess. How can she think these look good?
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    she's definitely lost all the baby weight and then some. she looks good, stupid pose and all. also, stop sucking your cheeks in.
    to her credit, she also lost the weight pretty slowly instead of the usual post baby crash dieting.


    she's definitely a triangle and you can't do anything about your body shape but you could dress in a way that flatters it but this swimsuit does the total opposite. also, why is she posing in a way that makes her upper body look even more out of proportion with her bottom half?
    also, jess, the godawful ugly shoes don't make your legs look less short, in fact quite the opposite.
    this poor girl needs a stylist who doesn't hate her in the worst possible way.
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    Her facial expression reminds me of Kate Mara and makes me want to punch her
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    I want to beat her with that golf club, just because her face annoys me...yes I may need anger management
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